Kira, at least you didn't dream Pasha was licking your face with wet, slurpy kisses. It might have scared you for life.
I drempt that my relatives were planning a wedding for my cousin and I ran away because they were asking my opinion on everything they disagreed on.
I ran into the woods and happened upon Dan Cleary and Tomas Holmstrom. Dan was dragging Homer as Homer had been knocked out, so I helped him. We were looking for shelter and saw a house on the other side of a pond at the edge of the woods. I wanted to go across the pond, but Cleary was afraid he'd fall on the ice because it was slippery, so we went around.
It was a one room cabin. We put Homer on the bed and built a fire, then agrued about what to do for food. Dan wanted to go back to the woods and get nuts and berries; I wanted to go to the field and get clover. We argued over whether or not people could eat clover.
Then my relatives showed up. We realized the house was made of glass except for the closets, so we put Homer in the clothes closet, Dan hid in the linen closet, and I hid in the coat closet.
There was a TV in the closet, so I turned on Sesame Street. Kermit the Frog was singing about how frogs love to eat insects. I don't remember the whole song, but it went something like:
The exoskeleton gives it crunch
But the inside's what I love a bunch
And that's blood.
Then these girl frog muppets were dancing around Kermit and singing "blood blood blood blood" in the background whilst Kermit sang "I love blood". I thought Sesame Street had sure changed since I was a kid. I woke up trying to remember the song.
Money on the board: Current total: $6
$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.
Hamsters I have had: (current Wings highlighted)
Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
Jordin Damien Gustav James