Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 (edited) http://www.theonion.com/content/news/goali...y_living_in_net "It was really heart-wrenching," Arnott said. "Watching that poor guy climb into the stands between the second and third periods, buying dozens of hot dogs and filling up his helmet with popcorn so he would have enough to last a couple days." Edited April 10, 2008 by Hockeytown0001 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishtemper14+25 11 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 haha i love the onion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Superman54 91 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 Looks Coozy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stormboy 47 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 nice article; the onion is brilliant. Bettman: "It's one of the oldest traditions of our sport that anything behind the goal line is his business." great stuff. nice post, hockeytown. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaKineMaui 8 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 I don't know where theOnion comes up with their stuff. Wish I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ontario Wingsfan 0 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 funny stuff. I also loved the "Sidney Crosby's One-Goal, Two-Assist Performance Saves Hockey" that's in the sports vault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedLightGoesOn 81 Report post Posted April 10, 2008 He won't be living there this playoff series... cuz Hank and Co. specialize in demolishing nets Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 I also loved the article on arena football playing an outdoor game to make fans more aware of the niche sport. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 I bet he was wishing he lived in it at about the 19:43 min mark of the Third... as the slogan goes... HE WASN'T IN when hank got the empty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wingsin08 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 I bet he was wishing he lived in it at about the 19:43 min mark of the Third... as the slogan goes... HE WASN'T IN when hank got the empty ha another good read.... but that article was the funniest thing ive seen in a while. especially the part about the puck cracking his tv housing HAHAHA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HkyTwn 5 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 This is amazing :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeverForgetMac25 483 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 I swear, The Onion never dissapoints. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rivalred 630 Report post Posted April 11, 2008 That is hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted April 13, 2008 he sure does Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PenaltyShot 96 521 Report post Posted April 13, 2008 Touche, the Onion great read. I loved the picture too; it's a fix-me-up place for sure, but still charming in it's own way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
