Behold the power of Malsby, Penguins megastar!

[wings fan 4 life 0]

In the most frightening split of personalities since Harvey Dent refused his pain medication, it's MALSBY; proving to the world that combining the Wonder Twin powers of Pittsburgh Penguins stars Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin produces ... er, Paul Coffey?

Wrap Around Curl had this image, via Jenn from I Mean, We Got Guys ..., and color us baffled. Sure, it's better than a "Maklin" jersey. But why would someone do this? How indecisive do you have to be to combine two players on the same jersey?

We're pretty sure there isn't some kid in Edmonton running around in a "Kurretzky" jersey; and if there's a "St. Louvalier" sweater in Tampa, we may begin seriously questioning whether humanity, as a whole, has the prudent judgment to survive another century on this planet.

Yet following the revelation of this monstrosity, a rather wonderful thing has happened on Wrap Around Curl: There's an impromptu reader contest in which other combined teammate names have been created. We're willing to forgive MALSBY if its folly begets "BoyLov" (Brian Boyle + Alexander Frolov) and "TootHol" (Jordin Tootoo + Scott Nichol). The Puck Daddy readership must have something to contribute to this new sensation, no?

As for MALSBY, part of our trauma comes from the fact that this would be an unstoppable force in the NHL: Crosby with a pure goal-scorer's touch, Malkin with passing sonar; Crosby without the whining, and Malkin with pouty, bee-stung lips.

And here it is, courtesy of a hasty transformation on Morphthing.com: Behold the exquisiteness of MALSBY! (Yikes.)

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_dadd...g?urn=nhl,94982

I'm sure that the creative folks here can come up with some pretty funny combos.

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

We're willing to forgive MALSBY if its folly begets "BoyLov" (Brian Boyle + Alexander Frolov)

:rotflmao:

[Slave 31]

yutaka fukufuji + brian young = Fukyou

no idea who those players are but they are on nhl.com

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

Adam Foote and Chris Stewart = Footwart

[lets go pavel 2]

Datsyuk + Osgood = Datsgood

[YoungGuns1340 1]

Datsyuk + Osgood = Datsgood

dats awesome!

Khabibulin + Kronwall = Bulinwall

[YoungGuns1340 1]

Keith Ballard + Joe Sakic?

Ballsak.

[NeverForgetMac25 483]

Ty Conklin and Pavel Datsyuk = Conksyuk.

Think about it.

[sjradio 0]

Lidstrom + Umberger = Limburger (I know that stinks)

[sjradio 0]

Khabibulin + Kron = KHAN!!!!!!

[sjradio 0]

Pronger + Tanabe = Probe

[sjradio 0]

Adam Spylo + Tim Hunter = Spy Hunter

[Mickeyisms Rule! 0]

Someone had to say it.

Osgood + Datsyuk = Goodsyuk (I hear she's popular at parties)

[TheUkrainian 49]

What, no Alexander Semin jokes yet?

SeminGood

Seminsyuk

Seminsak

it could go on forever...

[eva unit zero 271]

Vesa Toskala + Chris Osgood = Togood

[Z and D for the C 712]

Omg! I was thinking of a getting a custom jersey a while ago. I want a Datsyuk, Cleary, Zetterberg and now a Hossa jersy, but I can't decide which ones. So I thought of getting Datserberglyssa on a jersy and adding all their numbers for a total of 82.

I might also throw flip into the mix.

Edited July 22, 2008 by Z and D for the C

[BeeRYCE 2]

Jason Arnott + Alex Tanguay

ArGuay or NottGuay or ArnottGuay.

Edited July 22, 2008 by BeeRYCE

[DatsyukownzU13 1]

Ron Tugnutt + nobody = Tugnutt - I mean seriously, what a name.

[Dano33 41]

Ron Tugnutt + nobody = Tugnutt - I mean seriously, what a name.

HAHAHA, holy cow that is funny

Edited July 22, 2008 by Dano33

[lets go pavel 2]

Upshall + Hordichuk = Upchuk

[55fan 5,133]

Gonchar/Gaustad=Gonad

Our goalies of the future:

Howard/Osgood=Howgood!

Edited July 22, 2008 by 55fan

[lets go pavel 2]

Turco + Semin + Abdelkader = The Turminader

[union drone 0]

Turco + Semin + Abdelkader = The Turminader

Semin + Abdelkader = Seminader

Edited July 22, 2008 by union drone

[Guest Shoreline]

Forsberg + Ovechkin = Forskin

Morrow + Hannan = Moran

Finger + Tucker = F*cker

[Palemoonlight 0]

Dallas:

Winchester + Conner =

Chestonner

(as in, look at the...)