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#1 Inultus

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Posted 25 July 2008 - 03:49 PM

Only dated this one for a minute.



Didn't really date this one long either, she came from the UP to visit her brother and we just hit it off. That's her with her dad.



This one was married so I turned her down. I don't think she liked that, cuz even after her divorce she did not pursue me again.



Talked about getting married to this one (blonde) but she followed her best friend (brunette) to Cali. Been married and divorced since.



I'm pretty much still in love with this one, but I haven't been able to get hold of her for years now. I've even sent Christmas cards to her parent's house with her name on it but I never hear back.



This one was a great girl and huge Wings fan. She also helped me work on my Mustang (pictured).



Best friend of the girl above. Never really had a lot in common with her, but we were both depressed and just wanted to get drunk all the time.



This one moved to Cali also. She said she loved me but was living there with her ex. I pretty much gave up on it at that point.



This one (cowboy hat)moved to Cali too!!! She is still married (dated her before she was married) but asked me to move with her. Weird, eh?



Was supposed to move to Canada and marry this one. She was a Flames fan though, should have known it was doomed.



Meh. She looked good when she had long hair.



Belly dancer, great body ans personality, just didn't want to move with her to Chicago.



This ***** cheated on me while telling my best friend that she wanted to marry me. She also tried to cheat on me with him.



Dated her while I was dating 2 other girls and eventually she got sick of it.



Here's one to make you guys laugh. Not my prom, but I was chaperoning the prom of the school where I was a substitute teacher. My hair was insane. The girl was the first serious girlfriend I ever had. She was from a hick town tho and had no class, basically white trash. Was pregnant within a month after we broke up.



First girlfriend ever. She failed to tell me that she lived in a mental institute.












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#2 Izzy24

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:01 AM

Good work, sir, good work.

Uh, the guy...the guy across the street is swee...sweeping his driveway and he...he...heduzzntevinow.

#3 DaKineMaui

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:07 PM

Wow you get dumped a lot.

#4 HenrikRules40

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:08 PM

Hey Inultus...know what? I was wrong about you. I'm sorry. Actually, I find your confidence and charisma kind of attractive. So that Mustang is yours huh? That's a pretty cool car. I've always wanted a Mustang. So...uh...what's it gonna take to get me on that list? blush.gif


#5 NeverForgetMac25

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:43 PM

I once kissed a girl.
It's amazing how much clarity comes when you care more about the Red Wings than any individual player.


"They are the best team in the world. They are a team that can just take over when they want to," Chicago's Patrick Kane said (of the Detroit Red Wings).

#6 BlakChamber

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:50 PM

QUOTE (Never Forget Mac #25 @ July 29, 2008 - 12:43PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once kissed a girl.

What's it like?

The demon code prevents me from declining a rock-off challenge.


#7 Doggy

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:53 PM

We totally need tips from Inultus, you guys. He's totally the sickest bloke ever to come on LGW.

It's not fair though. Now he's got the ladies swooning over the internet as well as real life.
Rough as guts.

#8 haroldsnepsts

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:53 PM

So when you were through with them, did you lop off their heads and mount them on your wall?



#9 dallas27

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:54 PM

Got you beat. One once said hi to me.


Untill I realized she was talking to the person behind me


It's a Festivus miracle!!!

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#10 DaKineMaui

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:58 PM

QUOTE (HenrikRules40 @ July 29, 2008 - 08:08AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hey Inultus...know what? I was wrong about you. I'm sorry. Actually, I find your confidence and charisma kind of attractive. So that Mustang is yours huh? That's a pretty cool car. I've always wanted a Mustang. So...uh...what's it gonna take to get me on that list? blush.gif

Um, what happened to the Mustang I just bought you?

#11 Izzy24

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:59 PM

I want to live somewhere with a mass transit system, so I can "accidentally" rub up against women on the train.

Uh, the guy...the guy across the street is swee...sweeping his driveway and he...he...heduzzntevinow.

#12 dallas27

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 01:59 PM

QUOTE (Doggy @ July 29, 2008 - 02:53PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We totally need tips from Inultus, you guys. He's totally the sickest bloke ever to come on LGW.

It's not fair though. Now he's got the ladies swooning over the internet as well as real life.

Do you think he walks with a cane and a pimp cup?


It's a Festivus miracle!!!

"For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence while I tell you why the Detroit Red Wings are the greatest franchise in the history of professional sports." -Dr. Perry Cox

#13 NeverForgetMac25

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:03 PM

QUOTE (BlakChamber @ July 29, 2008 - 01:50PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's it like?

It's Crazy! Imagine floating in the air side-by-side with Steve Yzerman! That's the feeling.

QUOTE (dallas27 @ July 29, 2008 - 01:54PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Got you beat. One once said hi to me.


Untill I realized she was talking to the person behind me

Tractor Beam........sucked you right in!
It's amazing how much clarity comes when you care more about the Red Wings than any individual player.


"They are the best team in the world. They are a team that can just take over when they want to," Chicago's Patrick Kane said (of the Detroit Red Wings).

#14 Doggy

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:05 PM

QUOTE (dallas27 @ July 29, 2008 - 01:59PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do you think he walks with a cane and a pimp cup?

Oh totally! I've totally got no doubt.

Inultus is totally the James Bond of LGW except he's like totally Snoop Dogg.
Rough as guts.

#15 dallas27

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:05 PM

QUOTE (Never Forget Mac #25 @ July 29, 2008 - 03:03PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Tractor Beam........sucked you right in!

Freaking she-devils.

I still try to stand on the opposite side of the room of girls much like the middle school dances. I mean I haven't had a cooty shot in AGES, I should probably get one soon.


It's a Festivus miracle!!!

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#16 HenrikRules40

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:06 PM

QUOTE (DaKineMaui @ July 29, 2008 - 02:58PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Um, what happened to the Mustang I just bought you?


Dude! I'm trying to hit on Inultus so I can make his list! Stop flirting with me.


#17 Doggy

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:08 PM

QUOTE (DaKineMaui @ July 29, 2008 - 01:58PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Um, what happened to the Mustang I just bought you?

Bro, she's only human. Don't hold it against her.
Rough as guts.

#18 DaKineMaui

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:09 PM

QUOTE (Never Forget Mac #25 @ July 29, 2008 - 08:43AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once kissed a girl.

Been to third base two times. I've got two kids.

Waitaminute! Is that third base?


#19 NeverForgetMac25

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:11 PM

I never thought I'd use this stamp for anything other than sirdrake threads, but I can't resist. I hearby stamp this thread:


It's amazing how much clarity comes when you care more about the Red Wings than any individual player.


"They are the best team in the world. They are a team that can just take over when they want to," Chicago's Patrick Kane said (of the Detroit Red Wings).

#20 NeverForgetMac25

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Posted 29 July 2008 - 02:11 PM

QUOTE (DaKineMaui @ July 29, 2008 - 02:09PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Been to third base two times. I've got two kids.

Waitaminute! Is that third base?

Show-off.
It's amazing how much clarity comes when you care more about the Red Wings than any individual player.


"They are the best team in the world. They are a team that can just take over when they want to," Chicago's Patrick Kane said (of the Detroit Red Wings).




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