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#181 Inultus

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 02:10 PM

QUOTE (DaKineMaui @ August 6, 2008 - 03:03PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was in his pit.......in the basement.
I put the lotion on, as ordered.....I did NOT touch the poodle.
No avail. Just did not work OUT!
What does it take?


Worked out just fine for me. goal.gif
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"my message is simple: The next time anyone runs any of our guys in a way that shouldn't be done, then a message will be sent. I'm not going to go out and run your skill guys, your superstars. I'm going to go right to the guy (who did it), and fair justice is fair justice." -Downey

#182 DaKineMaui

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 04:32 PM

QUOTE (Inultus @ August 6, 2008 - 09:10AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Worked out just fine for me. goal.gif

OMFG! I meet Eddie Van Halen? And then this???????????
No way.......911


#183 HenrikRules40

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 04:38 PM

QUOTE (DaKineMaui @ August 6, 2008 - 05:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
OMFG! I meet Eddie Van Halen? And then this???????????
No way.......911


*green with envy*

It's. not. fair. ranting.gif


#184 dallas27

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Posted 06 August 2008 - 05:12 PM

This is for Inny's handlebar mustache



And I ride it all the time with no hands

Edited by dallas27, 06 August 2008 - 08:26 PM.



It's a Festivus miracle!!!

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#185 DaKineMaui

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 08:37 AM

QUOTE (HenrikRules40 @ August 6, 2008 - 11:38AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*green with envy*

It's. not. fair. ranting.gif
Well.......I'm outta the pit now.
You can go I guess.
I dunno...........ask. (Be polite when you ask, otherwise.....oh s*** nevermind)
Hey INNY!


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Posted 07 August 2008 - 04:01 PM

QUOTE (dallas27 @ August 6, 2008 - 05:12PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This is for Inny's handlebar mustache

And I ride it all the time with no hands

Offtopic: I heard that song on the radio for the first time the other day. It's so cool. Clever lyrics and the video is just as good.

Back on topic: Inny, what's that on your chin? Is... is that hair gel?

Edited by Doggy, 07 August 2008 - 04:02 PM.

Rough as guts.

#187 jim3033

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 08:56 PM



Edited by jim3033, 23 September 2008 - 02:28 AM.


#188 Doggy

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Posted 07 August 2008 - 10:29 PM

QUOTE (jim3033 @ August 7, 2008 - 08:56PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

On serious note, I'm attracted to demon women. I think I need to establish more dominance or something. What do I do Inny? Every girl I date is like "Spend more time with me!" and it sucks real bad because I need away time.

I'm pretty sure all girls are like that. Aren't they?

Nevermind, I'm the last bloke you want advice from.
Rough as guts.

#189 jim3033

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 12:38 AM

QUOTE (Doggy @ August 7, 2008 - 11:29PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'm pretty sure all girls are like that. Aren't they?

Nevermind, I'm the last bloke you want advice from.


haha. I think you are probably right though. All hail Inny!

#190 Inultus

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 02:06 PM

QUOTE (jim3033 @ August 7, 2008 - 09:56PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
On serious note, I'm attracted to demon women. I think I need to establish more dominance or something. What do I do Inny? Every girl I date is like "Spend more time with me!" and it sucks real bad because I need away time.


Here's what you do: Don't take a shower for about a week, tell her you think something is wrong "down there" and quit your job. You'll have lots of away time.

"It's been six years since we won the Cup. That's too long." -Nick Lidstrom

"my message is simple: The next time anyone runs any of our guys in a way that shouldn't be done, then a message will be sent. I'm not going to go out and run your skill guys, your superstars. I'm going to go right to the guy (who did it), and fair justice is fair justice." -Downey

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Posted 13 August 2008 - 03:38 PM

QUOTE (Inultus @ August 8, 2008 - 03:06PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Here's what you do: Don't take a shower for about a week, tell her you think something is wrong "down there" and quit your job. You'll have lots of away time.


Yeah maybe. I'll sing a Tenacious D song to her or something.

#192 Inultus

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 01:34 AM

QUOTE (jim3033 @ August 13, 2008 - 04:38PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah maybe. I'll sing a Tenacious D song to her or something.


Rock on! TD is almost as good as VD. Just let her know that you need space.
"It's been six years since we won the Cup. That's too long." -Nick Lidstrom

"my message is simple: The next time anyone runs any of our guys in a way that shouldn't be done, then a message will be sent. I'm not going to go out and run your skill guys, your superstars. I'm going to go right to the guy (who did it), and fair justice is fair justice." -Downey

#193 DaKineMaui

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Posted 31 August 2008 - 05:23 PM

I was ordered to bump this thread. Won't say by whom (Rhymes with Inny).

Anyways - you're all told to read it from the beginning also.

I have to run now, Inny's dry cleaning, groceries, post office, bills (I pay), shoe shines, lawn, stache waxing all await.
I have 2 hours.
Then it's BACK TO HIS BASEMENT PIT FOR SOME LOTION AND HOSING!!!!

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Posted 06 September 2008 - 02:32 AM

QUOTE (DaKineMaui @ August 6, 2008 - 12:03PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was in his pit.......in the basement.
I put the lotion on, as ordered.....I did NOT touch the poodle.
No avail. Just did not work OUT!
What does it take?




#195 Inultus

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 05:18 AM

QUOTE (David @ July 31, 2008 - 07:43PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
92.1 THE EDGE. OH HELL YES NEON T-SHIRTS.


Nah, not 92.1 altho I remember that station. It was just THE EDGE, summer camp shirt. Just like Scarface, this thread is up in your ass with the resurrection!
"It's been six years since we won the Cup. That's too long." -Nick Lidstrom

"my message is simple: The next time anyone runs any of our guys in a way that shouldn't be done, then a message will be sent. I'm not going to go out and run your skill guys, your superstars. I'm going to go right to the guy (who did it), and fair justice is fair justice." -Downey

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 02:20 AM

Okay, here goes.

This is the first boyfriend I've ever had. We dated for a year, he dumped me, I was devastated - and I learned to not be so emotional/immature in my next relationship from him:





A year later, I dated this one. After about 10 months, he got really abusive. You don't even want to hear it. I broke up with him after my parents found out what he was doing to me and threatened to kill him if he showed up at my house again. He was an ass, but I still cried cause I didn't want to hurt him - go figure:





After that came this one - Ferdinand. Straight from Germany! We dated for a year and a half.. then I broke up with him because we began fighting every day and I couldn't take it anymore. About two weeks later, I went to his house to talk things out - and he's sleeping with his best friend's girlfriend when I get there. Then I found out that he was only faithful to me the first month of our relationship - and started cheating right after. Damn Germans!





And here is my fiancee, who has taught me more things about life than anybody else I know. He is my heart, my soul - and everything I could ever have dreamed of in a partner. He's... perfect:


QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 05:20 PM

QUOTE (Ms_Hockey @ February 17, 2009 - 02:20AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay, here goes.

This is the first boyfriend I've ever had. We dated for a year, he dumped me, I was devastated - and I learned to not be so emotional/immature in my next relationship from him:





A year later, I dated this one. After about 10 months, he got really abusive. You don't even want to hear it. I broke up with him after my parents found out what he was doing to me and threatened to kill him if he showed up at my house again. He was an ass, but I still cried cause I didn't want to hurt him - go figure:





After that came this one - Ferdinand. Straight from Germany! We dated for a year and a half.. then I broke up with him because we began fighting every day and I couldn't take it anymore. About two weeks later, I went to his house to talk things out - and he's sleeping with his best friend's girlfriend when I get there. Then I found out that he was only faithful to me the first month of our relationship - and started cheating right after. Damn Germans!





And here is my fiancee, who has taught me more things about life than anybody else I know. He is my heart, my soul - and everything I could ever have dreamed of in a partner. He's... perfect:



your fiancee is very attractive! and it sounds like you're crazy about him!
that's so awesome. biggrin.gif

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:36 PM

QUOTE (hallelujahlogic @ February 17, 2009 - 05:20PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
your fiancee is very attractive! and it sounds like you're crazy about him!
that's so awesome. biggrin.gif

Thank you! smile.gif

It's true, I'm ridiculously head over heels for him. I feel incredibly lucky. happy.gif
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#199 Inultus

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 04:43 PM

Maybe it's just me but those guys all look quite similar. You must like a specific look. How old are you by the way, they look pretty young.
"It's been six years since we won the Cup. That's too long." -Nick Lidstrom

"my message is simple: The next time anyone runs any of our guys in a way that shouldn't be done, then a message will be sent. I'm not going to go out and run your skill guys, your superstars. I'm going to go right to the guy (who did it), and fair justice is fair justice." -Downey

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Posted 24 February 2009 - 06:57 PM

QUOTE (Inultus @ February 19, 2009 - 04:43PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Maybe it's just me but those guys all look quite similar. You must like a specific look. How old are you by the way, they look pretty young.




i just noticed that you're a "slush ****".

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