Stu in Israel 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2008 Many thanks to Echolalia, stud-defenseman, SouthernWingsfan, and Doggy - I had some great laughs today due to your posts. By the way, for Miller76's comment about "s*** happens," check this out: s*** HAPPENS Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion s*** List Taoism: s*** happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "s*** happens." Buddhism: If s*** happens, it isn't really s***. Zen Buddhism: s*** is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of s*** happening? Hinduism: This s*** has happened before. Islam: If s*** happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If s*** happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If s*** happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If s*** happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let s*** happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This s*** was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if s*** happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if s*** happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: s*** that happens to one person is just as good as s*** that happens to another. Unitarian: s*** that happens to one person is just as bad as s*** that happens to another. Lutheran: If s*** happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If s*** happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If s*** happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Fundamentalism #3: s*** must be born again. Judaism: Why does this s*** always happen to us? Calvinism: s*** happens because you don't work. Seventh Day Adventism: No s*** shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all s***. Secular Humanism: s*** evolves. Christian Science: When s*** happens, don't call a doctor - pray! Christian Science #2: s*** happening is all in your mind. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this s***. Quakers: Let us not fight over this s***. Utopianism: This s*** does not stink. Darwinism: This s*** was once food. Capitalism: That's MY s***. Communism: It's everybody's s***. Feminism: Men are s***. Chauvinism: We may be s***, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this s***. Impressionism: From a distance, s*** looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this s***. Existentialism: s*** doesn't happen; s*** IS. Existentialism #2: What is s***, anyway? Stoicism: This s*** is good for me. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good s*** happening! Mormonism: God sent us this s***. Mormonism #2: This s*** is going to happen again. Wiccan: An it harm none, let s*** happen. Scientology: If s*** happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< s*** happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our s***? Jehovah's Witnesses #3: s*** has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Moonies: Only really happy s*** happens. Hare Krishna: s*** happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this s***! Zoroastrianism: s*** happens half on the time. Church of SubGenius: BoB s***s. Practical: Deal with s*** one day at a time. Agnostic: s*** might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone s***? Agnostic #3: What is this s***? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Atheism: What s***? Atheism #2: I can't believe this s***! Nihilism: No s***. And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: s*** happens-one day at a time! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 29, 2008 that kinda pisses me off too, the players who played barely any games should realize this and let others take first dibs. Why? I highly doubt Zetterberg was worrying about how he looked in the pictures and where he exactly was going to be, I highly doubt any of them were considering they all were "distracted" celebrating. This is a matter of making too much of a big deal over nothing. I highly doubt Zetterberg and company thought it was a big deal, so this is nothing to get a panic attack over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FinWing 26 Report post Posted July 29, 2008 Everything seems to be a big deal on the forums these days, everybody's starving for something to talk about. Man summer is boring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 29, 2008 Zetterberg doesn't deserve to be in the front. He did practically nothing in the playoffs. Besides, those soft Euros who can't win anything are pretty interchangable anyway. Zata, Kronner, Riatola (however you spell him), Sammy, Mule: blondes with beards. Big hairy deal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted July 29, 2008 Its a picture who cares. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 Zetterberg is lazy and he sucks for not getting more visible in the Stanley Cup photo. Sorry, the obvious had to be stated............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Penky26 2 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 Its a picture who cares. obviously i did Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeDs 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 I have seen several versions of the team picture but I don't ever see Yzerman. Just curious as to why he isn't in the picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doggy 130 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 I have seen several versions of the team picture but I don't ever see Yzerman. Just curious as to why he isn't in the picture. He stayed upstairs I believe. He probably just didn't wanna be interviewed and s***. He hates the spotlight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Penky26 2 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 Yzerman was interviewed a few times and said he didnt want to take anything away from the team, that it was their time and they needed to enjoy it the same way he did Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 I have seen several versions of the team picture but I don't ever see Yzerman. Just curious as to why he isn't in the picture. He's hiding behind Hudler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
omnipotent_hudler 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 Many thanks to Echolalia, stud-defenseman, SouthernWingsfan, and Doggy - I had some great laughs today due to your posts. By the way, for Miller76's comment about "s*** happens," check this out: s*** HAPPENS Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion s*** List Taoism: s*** happens. Confucianism: Confucius say, "s*** happens." Buddhism: If s*** happens, it isn't really s***. Zen Buddhism: s*** is, and is not. Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of s*** happening? Hinduism: This s*** has happened before. Islam: If s*** happens, it is the will of Allah. Islam #2: If s*** happens, kill the person responsible. Islam #3: If s*** happens, blame Israel. Catholicism: If s*** happens, you deserve it. Protestantism: Let s*** happen to someone else. Presbyterian: This s*** was bound to happen. Episcopalian: It's not so bad if s*** happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it. Methodist: It's not so bad if s*** happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it. Congregationalist: s*** that happens to one person is just as good as s*** that happens to another. Unitarian: s*** that happens to one person is just as bad as s*** that happens to another. Lutheran: If s*** happens, don't talk about it. Fundamentalism: If s*** happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!) Fundamentalism #2: If s*** happens to a televangelist, it's okay. Fundamentalism #3: s*** must be born again. Judaism: Why does this s*** always happen to us? Calvinism: s*** happens because you don't work. Seventh Day Adventism: No s*** shall happen on Saturday. Creationism: God made all s***. Secular Humanism: s*** evolves. Christian Science: When s*** happens, don't call a doctor - pray! Christian Science #2: s*** happening is all in your mind. Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this s***. Quakers: Let us not fight over this s***. Utopianism: This s*** does not stink. Darwinism: This s*** was once food. Capitalism: That's MY s***. Communism: It's everybody's s***. Feminism: Men are s***. Chauvinism: We may be s***, but you can't live without us... Commercialism: Let's package this s***. Impressionism: From a distance, s*** looks like a garden. Idolism: Let's bronze this s***. Existentialism: s*** doesn't happen; s*** IS. Existentialism #2: What is s***, anyway? Stoicism: This s*** is good for me. Hedonism: There is nothing like a good s*** happening! Mormonism: God sent us this s***. Mormonism #2: This s*** is going to happen again. Wiccan: An it harm none, let s*** happen. Scientology: If s*** happens, see "Dianetics", p.157. Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< s*** happens. Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our s***? Jehovah's Witnesses #3: s*** has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. Moonies: Only really happy s*** happens. Hare Krishna: s*** happens, rama rama. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this s***! Zoroastrianism: s*** happens half on the time. Church of SubGenius: BoB s***s. Practical: Deal with s*** one day at a time. Agnostic: s*** might have happened; then again, maybe not. Agnostic #2: Did someone s***? Agnostic #3: What is this s***? Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. Atheism: What s***? Atheism #2: I can't believe this s***! Nihilism: No s***. Zionism: If s*** happens, total war the general direction it came from fixed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 obviously i did well that shut me up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Pancake 6 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 If she was my girlfriend I might forget to get in the picture at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 If she was my girlfriend I might forget to get in the picture at all. Oh there would be pictures Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mindfly Report post Posted July 30, 2008 Can't see Pavel either? but look at it this way, they just play the game and i dont think they like the attention that much, they are modest and shy guys, well most europeans are, compared to self-rightious north-americans. Pavel and Hank are like the same person really, both physically and mentally. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ashenhigh 9 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 omg..... please give me more Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
