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They scored more goals than we did.

The person below me has actually won a big prize at the fair.

Touché.

I once one a stuffed banana that, for some reason, had really creepy eyes. It was not a large banana.

The person below me has never acted on a stage, as in a community theater, for example.

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When I was really little, I was told that babies are made when the man puts his penis in the woman's ******, so I figured that the first thing that happened when a baby was born was that they took the penis out so it would quit blocking the hole and the baby could come out. (To clarify- I assumed that they gave it back to the man and he put it back on again, not that he had been attached to his wife the whole time. I figured that if girls got by sitting down to pee, it wouldn't hurt a guy to do it for 9 months. It would also be great birth control.)

The person below me has climbed a tree recently.

(EDIT: Just wondering why penis is ok, but "the V word" isn't. Weird.)

Edited by 55fan

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It's been a while since I climbed a tree.

The person below me has had a fish tank at one point in their life.

I had an awesome fish tank awhile back.

I had an Oscar that I bought for five bucks that grew very large in the few years i had him, and I had a piranha and some convicts that had babies.

The guy at Jans tropical fish assured me the piranha and the Oscar would get along, but i basically spent over a hundred dollars on a large feeder fish for my oscar"grouch-o Marx."

It was disappointing, and amazingly cool at the same time.

The person below me enjoys cafeteria food.

Edited by jimmyemeryhunter

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If it's just plain iceberg lettuce and not the stuff that looks like weeds you find by the side of the road, and it has either French or a good raspberry vinaigrette, I'm game. If I get to make my own, it will have lettuce, French, shredded cheese and cold peas with a sprinkling of sunflower seeds.

The person below me is traveling this weekend.

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I've been back and forth in between home and heritage hospital in Taylor all week for my grandpa.

And I went and picked up my great aunt from traverse city, and my girl from macomb.

So kind of.

The person below me has never eaten veal.

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I don't believe I have. I've cooked it in a restaurant, but I don't think I've eaten it,

The person below me sometimes forgets to charge their phone.

Only when I go out the night before, then usually my phone is lucky to see over 25% the rest of the next day.

The person below me has lost there phone at a bar before.

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I've never lost my phone, other than the "where did I leave it? I'll call it. Oh, it fell under the chair" kind of thing.

The person below me has had depression and anxiety attacks at the same time.

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