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#1 Offsides

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 01:31 PM

Me and my sister have this discussion a lot..who would win, zombies or vampires (in an epic battle).

I think zombies based on sheer numbers and she thinks vampires because they are smarter.

What do you think? Everyone should have an opinion on this one tongue.gif

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 02:13 PM

zombies for sure, they need no sustenance, never sleep, and never stop pursuing their one goal...... BRAINS!!!!!!!!

plus they are way cooler than vampires.....why drink the blood when you can eat the whole body laugh.gif ??
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 02:20 PM

Jen your chasing this obsessively now. laugh.gif well I'll reply vampires on here too for the main reason that vampires are intelligent and zombies are very dumb they'll out wit them in every way and finally beat there zombie bahookies into oblivion. tongue.gif
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 02:29 PM

Easily Vampires. They can move faster than the speed of sight. One Vampire could behead 2-300 Zombies before you could say "Sammy and Rex need to go".
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 02:38 PM

Hm. I'd have to say vampires. Because many vampires are very powerful, and are way beyond what most people think. For instance (as according to Bram Stoker), Dracula was able to change shapes into a bat, wolf, or cloud of mist. He could scale walls with ease, and he could even walk around in broad daylight, contrary to popular belief that the sun = death to vampires. (Though, Dracula's powers were greatly reduced in the day, so being trapped in broad daylight would have its consequences).

A Zombie's true power lies in sheer numbers. Where there's one zombie, there's a hundred. Where there's a hundred, there are a thousand. And so on and so forth. But Zombies are nothing more than mindless brutes. They don't care about fighting, or surviving, winning, or anything. They have no mind, so the only thing they do is wander until they find prey. If they survive the attack, they go to wandering again mindlessly until they come across their next prey. Nothing more, nothing less.

So, given the context of a zombie vs a powerful vampire like Count Dracula, it's a no brainer. Vampires rule the day. Er.... night.

That said, if it ever came down to it, I would be cheering for the Zombies to win, because I've read the Zombie Survival Guide, so I know how to survive a Zombie attack...
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 04:41 PM

Why would the zombies even want to fight the vampires? Vampires are undead as well, so i don't think the zombies would even pay attention to the vampires.

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 04:55 PM

QUOTE (Bannedforlife @ November 15, 2008 - 04:41PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why would the zombies even want to fight the vampires? Vampires are undead as well, so i don't think the zombies would even pay attention to the vampires.



there can only be one source of supernatural terror laugh.gif !


also, people are forgetting that vampires need living blood to stay strong, something zombies cant provide, and also have to sleep, in which the zombies could continue their pursuits. i think it depends on the type of zombie too.. the 28 days later zombies would f*** them up, while the night of the living dead would be a slow painful process. plus every dead vampire would re animate as a zombie.

edit: i love zombies way to much ninja.gif ....anyone seen dead alive?!

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 04:59 PM

Do vampires even have brains for zombies to go after?

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:01 PM

I'll say zombies simply because there would eventually be no food source for the vampires. The two groups would be competing for the living.
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:18 PM

QUOTE (Four @ November 15, 2008 - 04:59PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do vampires even have brains for zombies to go after?



everyone here says they are intelligent...cant be intelligent without a brain!!
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:34 PM

QUOTE (Offsides @ November 15, 2008 - 01:31PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Me and my sister have this discussion a lot..who would win, zombies or vampires (in an epic battle).

I think zombies based on sheer numbers and she thinks vampires because they are smarter.

What do you think? Everyone should have an opinion on this one tongue.gif

in an epic battle purely against each other? or in an epic battle to control the human population?

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:40 PM

QUOTE (j.hoop @ November 15, 2008 - 01:55PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
there can only be one source of supernatural terror laugh.gif !


also, people are forgetting that vampires need living blood to stay strong, something zombies cant provide, and also have to sleep, in which the zombies could continue their pursuits. i think it depends on the type of zombie too.. the 28 days later zombies would f*** them up, while the night of the living dead would be a slow painful process. plus every dead vampire would re animate as a zombie.

edit: i love zombies way to much ninja.gif ....anyone seen dead alive?!


Ive always wondered, do zombies NEED to eat brains to survive, or do they just like them alot?

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 05:55 PM

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Ive always wondered, do zombies NEED to eat brains to survive, or do they just like them alot?


I think its just the zombie equivilent of sex ph34r.gif

Id say zombies. Because if a zombie is bitten by a vampire it would be like "nooo dont suck my precious blood I sooo need that to live" whilst eating the vampire.

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 06:10 PM

QUOTE (uk_redwing @ November 15, 2008 - 02:55PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I think its just the zombie equivilent of sex ph34r.gif


I guess if I were a zombie I'd mostly be eating my own brains cold2.gif

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 06:11 PM

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I guess if I were a zombie I'd mostly be eating my own brains cold2.gif



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Posted 15 November 2008 - 06:14 PM

According to the Zombie Survival Guide, Zombies don't actually NEED to eat flesh/brains to survive.

The guide says that when a human becomes infected and becomes a new zombie, all real bodily functions cease. They no longer need to breathe, eat, or sleep. What causes them to be fueled to eat the flesh of the living is a complete mystery. The guide says they did autopsies on recently killed zombies, and found flesh that they had eaten completely undigested in the stomach. Some of them had eaten so much that the stomach itself had ruptured because there was no more room.

(In all seriousness, the Zombie Survival Guide is a FANTASTIC book, and comes highly recommended by this moderator).

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Posted 15 November 2008 - 06:37 PM

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I guess if I were a zombie I'd mostly be eating my own brains cold2.gif


And Id be eating several brains at once laugh.gif


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Posted 15 November 2008 - 07:58 PM

QUOTE (Four @ November 15, 2008 - 04:59PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Do vampires even have brains for zombies to go after?

My question was going to be, do zombies even have blood for vampires to go after?

That seems to be the thing here. Jedi? Zombies? Blood? Cause you're right, vampires got all kinds of neat powers, but they all seem to revolve around making it easier to take someone unawares and drink their blood. Vampires need blood. I'm leaning toward the zombies here, unless the zombies have nutritious blood for the vampires, in which case it'd be the vampires no question.
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 08:20 PM

Based on my extensive research watching Buffy when I was a kid... I'd have to go with Vampires. Easily too. Much, much smarter, they work together better and they'd enjoy the fight. It's like go-karting to them.
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Posted 15 November 2008 - 08:42 PM

Zombies are stupid. They would kill all humans as soon as they found them, without any planning for future Zombie fun. Once all humans were dead the Zombies would just wander around looking for what's not there. Vampires on the other hand would continue cultivating their human food source as they have since forever, probly. Go-carts and machetes; gas-powered chainsaws or, say, weedwackers; just about anything found laying around could be used to lop the heads off countless Zombies in short order. Yeah, I gotta go with the Vampires on this one.
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