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#61 Datsyerberger

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Posted 15 January 2009 - 05:50 PM

I'm surprised noone has said this yet, but...

Zombies are lazy and they suck.


Vamps win (and, of course, it's not even close).
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Posted 16 January 2009 - 08:17 AM

Vampires. Because they have Blade.

"The goal of course is to be like you...Daywalker! All of our strengths, none of our weaknesses."

- vampire leader Deacon Frost speaking to Blade

Blade could take out a whole slew of zombies.

= pwnage.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 08:08 PM

Yeah, there would be a lot of Zombies but Vampires are just badass. Especially if we are talking about vampires with wings like that one guy in underworld.
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Posted 08 January 2011 - 09:13 AM

I just re-read this entire thread.
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#65 megaelixir

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 10:50 AM

Vampires used to be cool, but now they're the frutiest creatures in the entire supernatural realm. Zombies are clearly at a physical and mental disadvantage, but I still think they'd win because the vampire would be too busy practicing it's most come-hither pout, or trying to pick out an outfit that says "angsty, yet available" to notice that a mob of zombies are making their way toward him/her.

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 01:27 PM

Vampires used to be cool, but now they're the frutiest creatures in the entire supernatural realm. Zombies are clearly at a physical and mental disadvantage, but I still think they'd win because the vampire would be too busy practicing it's most come-hither pout, or trying to pick out an outfit that says "angsty, yet available" to notice that a mob of zombies are making their way toward him/her.

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Problem solved. Vampires still win.

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#67 HOCKEY MATTERS

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 01:53 PM

Vampires used to be cool, but now they're the frutiest creatures in the entire supernatural realm. Zombies are clearly at a physical and mental disadvantage, but I still think they'd win because the vampire would be too busy practicing it's most come-hither pout, or trying to pick out an outfit that says "angsty, yet available" to notice that a mob of zombies are making their way toward him/her.

That's Hollywood. :) Here's a more realistic portrayal of Vamps...

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lol
half the world is nuts...and the other half is crazy
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#68 megaelixir

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 02:13 PM

That's Hollywood. :) Here's a more realistic portrayal of Vamps...

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lol


I like True Blood, but those ones are awfully pretty as well.

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Posted 08 January 2011 - 02:28 PM

^^^ I like True Blood too.That series had me at the opening song....

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Posted 12 January 2011 - 12:44 AM

Zombies for the win.
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Posted 12 January 2011 - 04:01 PM

No way zombies take this one. Not a snowball's chance in hell.

The major advantages that zombies have over us are numbers and the fact that if they bite us, we become one of them.

They'd still hold the numbers advantage, even to a greater degree, as I'm guessing there aren't 6 billion vampires on the planet... however:

1) Biting an already (un)dead individual would not create another zombie.
2) A bitten vampire would heal in a matter of minutes, even if he'd been literally torn limb from limb by the zombie masses.
3) It is doubtful the zombies would even take an interest in the vampires, as they are not living flesh.
4) Vampires have the ability to work together to exterminate their foes -- zombies do not.
5) Vampires would likely force an alliance with the humans since they have a vested interest in their food source not becoming extinct. This alliance would protect them during daylight hours.
6) Vampires have the relative strength and speed of tens of ordinary humans, who are already faster, stronger and smarter than zombies. If a single vampire couldn't crush the skulls of 50 zombies in the time it took me to type this sentence, their undead card is mf'in revoked, yo.
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