Blueliner 69 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 I'm planning on going to the game next week in Columbus and I want some ideas for a sign. What do you guys suggest? The first thing that came to my mind was "Bettman= a french shower + a bag." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OsGOD 3 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 ummm this one f*** BETTMAN! <--- larger letters (without lube) <--- smaller letters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
martyrme19 73 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Though Im an obvious conservative....just for good measure: To Do List: Bush (check mark) Millen (check mark) Bettman (empty box) I think that idea could have vast variations with good one liners being thrown in along the way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterling 16 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Bettman smells. simple. Edited January 23, 2009 by Zetterling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esteef 2,679 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Keep it simple yet effective: The All-Star Game SUCKS! Be sure to be wearing a Wings jersey while holding it up to really hammer the point home. esteef Edited January 23, 2009 by esteef Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haroldsnepsts 4,826 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Free Datsyuk! or Free Lidstrom! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest micah Report post Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Bravo, thank you Mr. Holland for taking the right stance. Who said something about the Wings not objecting to this issue? Take that statement and throw it out the window. How about "Bu-bu-but we're superstars, we shouldn't have to follow rules!"? Maybe "My hip hurts, I can't go to Canada! I could play professional hockey two days ago and again in 3 days, but I just can't be expected to sit on a plane!" Maybe "In mother Russia, player suspends league! What a country!" Edited January 23, 2009 by micah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blueliner 69 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Free Datsyuk! or Free Lidstrom! I like this one. We did something similar at pep rallies in high school when people were banned from going to football games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reds4Life 51 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) A simple f*** You Buttman sounds good. Edited January 23, 2009 by Reds4Life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neonsign 2 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 buck fettman duhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icesurfer 75 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 (edited) Have a picture of a hockey player bandaged up and on crutches (Lidstrom or Pavel would do) and Buttman patting him on the buttocks. Edited January 23, 2009 by Icesurfer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Red Wings vs Blue Jackets The most All-stars anyone has seen in almost a week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MTU_Huskies963 398 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Though Im an obvious conservative....just for good measure: To Do List: Bush (check mark) Millen (check mark) Bettman (empty box) I think that idea could have vast variations with good one liners being thrown in along the way This one works Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drimo 0 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 I am going as well and need to make a sign! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Red Wings vs Blue Jackets The most All-stars anyone has seen in almost a week. Winner Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave 31 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Winner yup definately Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BobRouse03 31 Report post Posted January 23, 2009 Bettman is lazy and he sucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
egroen 384 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 Not Crosby? SUSPENDED!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cern 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 Free Datsyuk! or Free Lidstrom! Or better yet, 'Save Datsyuk/Lidstrom' for the Ferris Bueller angle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tr!PoD#19 524 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 Red Wings vs Blue Jackets The most All-stars anyone has seen in almost a week. Haha. Someone make this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bluedevils_13 0 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 Some one make one that says Gary Bettman is to the NHL what George Bush is to the USA. Or Bettman<Bush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shoe 165 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 how about no one go I thought betman was supose to be trying to promote the game, not good by taking people out of the gam that fans came to see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statts 4 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 (edited) Bettman wears pink panties or Gary Bettman: ruining the NHL since 1993 or Q:What's the difference between a bucket of s*** and Bettman? A:The bucket Edited January 24, 2009 by Statts Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeftWinger 4,959 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 "Hey Bettman, No Wonder Your Son Is ***!" "Hey Bettman, Stuff Your Ballot Boxes Up You Ass!" Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00 A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00 Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 Plane Ticket To Montreal - $700.00 A Ticket To The All Star Game - $400.00 Knowing The Best Team In The NHL Will Be Well Rested For The Playoffs - Priceless! I like this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites