The Onion - "Osgood gets to third base with Stanley Cup"

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/chris...s_to_third_base

This was a little after the Cup win. Osgood was in LA for interviews and such. And maybe Osgood and the cup had a rrrreaally good time.

[puckloo39 5,686]

The Onion cracks me up.

[spyder 0]

I hope no players have touched it since the season began.

[Never_Retire_Steve 35]

LOL gave me a good laugh

[Z and D for the C 712]

Grosse Pointe*

[tda513 8]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_brief...ys_one_goal_two

haha this one too.

"Bettman also acknowledged single-goal, two-assist performances from 13 other NHL players including Chris Chelios, Dany Heatley, and Todd White, but emphasized that, unlike Crosby, they had not saved the NHL."

[Guest Shoreline]

Time to do some extensive background checks before giving the cup to players. One must get DOJ/DHS clearance and a full cavity search before given the opportunity to even SEE the cup.

[Guest CaliWingsNut]

Time to do some extensive background checks before giving the cup to players. One must get DOJ/DHS clearance and a full cavity search before given the opportunity to even SEE the cup.

Screw that, I'm not worried bout theft, give them a blood test!

[Guest Shoreline]

Screw that, I'm not worried bout theft, give them a blood test!

Oh yeah, he may give the cup something. Mandatory chastity belt for the cup.