Third Man In 2,091 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "Swingin' Octopi like Bettman Swings off Crosby's..." Well, you get the picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Hockey 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 Whatever it is, you can be sure it will be horrible, ala Fire on Ice. Then comes the horrible commercials where dissapointed fans without tickets get rescued by "Gordo." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 Back to Work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 Whatever it is, you can be sure it will be horrible, ala Fire on Ice. Then comes the horrible commercials where dissapointed fans without tickets get rescued by "Gordo." I liked "Fire on Ice." It was such an oxymoron yet so true. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMAC 25 18 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 What was the slogan last year... I remember seeing "Where champions are made and championships are played" on street poles in downtown Detroit during the finals. fire on ice? i think that was it anyway Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 What was the slogan last year... I remember seeing "Where champions are made and championships are played" on street poles in downtown Detroit during the finals. Last year was "Are You In?" How can anyone forget that? Fire on Ice was for the regular season last year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
finalfilppula 2 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "Don't mess it up for Hossa" haha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AtomicPunk 296 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "Are You In"? Isn't that a joke about a girl and her boyfriend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitneydatsyukrox 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 2009 Stanley Cup Playoffs "We're lazy or the best. which one? Find out this April!" Love it!! Hahahahahaha that like sums up our beloved Wings to a tee. Never know what you're gonna get but fingers crossed they'll bring it as always come playoffs! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave 31 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 i am partial to "Bend Over Cuz Here We Come" or something simplir like "Get Off The Track" or "Move ***** Get Outta The Way!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut40 176 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "We'll stop winning when Ozzie starts looking his age." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest micah Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "We're all weaklings and cowards but we can win a lot of hockey games as long as the interpretation and enforcement of the rules don't let big, strong, mean people bully us"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slave 31 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "april...Infraction TIme" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,794 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "If we score 6 we'll win" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedWingAbner 13 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "Play Like You Want It" We yelled it all through the game with Phoenix, and they finally listened to us and won (that was the game that Nick scored with 30-some seconds left). Thank God you yelled that and professional hockey players heard you and did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yellowknife Redwing 57 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 Obstruction Pt 2: Return of the Hossa Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dat's sick 1,002 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "Pre-season is over" "Playoffs 2009: Thank god we don't have to listen to Therrien's whining this year" "The Red Wings 2009: Never before has a team this bad been this great" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I Red Wings I 40 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 If you're not first, you're last Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjlegend 155 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 "Marian Illitch is the real Octomom." /thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yzersyukstromberg 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 fire on ice? i think that was it anyway No, 'Fire on Ice' was the regular season slogan last year. The playoff slogan was 'Are You In?'....and the song was 'Just One' by Hoobastank. I liked it actually. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VM1138 1,921 Report post Posted March 19, 2009 The thing that is reliable as the awesomeness of the Red Wings is the lameness of their marketing bunch. It'll probably be something like "Take it to the Zone!" With Autozone sponsoring or something ridiculous like that. I noticed someone did a photoshop already. My favorite time of the year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Konnan511 1,736 Report post Posted March 20, 2009 "Mess with the Best and Lose like the Rest" or it could be time that I make a new Facebook bumper Sticker since my last one exploded everywhere: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Konnan511 1,736 Report post Posted March 20, 2009 Or...............................we can have the Slogan "Gimme dat Fish"!!!!!!!!!! and this can play every single commercial break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted March 20, 2009 Ok, that Fish thing is geneous. Now all we have to do is change a few things to fit the Wings... Put Pavel's face on the fish and have him sing. Seriously. Stay with me here. Have Hank as the guy eating the sandwich, but have him holding the Cup instead of eating. Hossa is the guy who walks in. Lids is the announcer that talks at the end. Now change the words... Give me back that Stanley Cup. Give me that Cup. Give me back that Stanley Cup. Give me that Cup. Aren't you glad it's you hanging out at the Joe? Now since it's you playing with Red Wings, you're gonna be lovin' it so*! (Announcer) Why not get your own tickets to the NHL Playoffs? Especially now that they're on sale at the Joe for just (insert price). *Ties in with McDonald's so they let us use their commercial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lovin Jiri Fischer 147 Report post Posted March 20, 2009 Ok, that Fish thing is geneous. Now all we have to do is change a few things to fit the Wings... Put Pavel's face on the fish and have him sing. Seriously. Stay with me here. Have Hank as the guy eating the sandwich, but have him holding the Cup instead of eating. Hossa is the guy who walks in. Lids is the announcer that talks at the end. Now change the words... Give me back that Stanley Cup. Give me that Cup. Give me back that Stanley Cup. Give me that Cup. Aren't you glad it's you hanging out at the Joe? Now since it's you playing with Red Wings, you're gonna be lovin' it so*! (Announcer) Why not get your own tickets to the NHL Playoffs? Especially now that they're on sale at the Joe for just (insert price). *Ties in with McDonald's so they let us use their commercial. Impressive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
