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Crosby Sucks anthem

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Ok I HAVE to hear this if anyone can get it?? PLEASE!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_dadd...?urn=nhl,151385

Lyrics are something like this

"He's a diver, a whiner, with a wimpy one-timer

A cheater, a bleeder, a loser not a leader

He talks a lot of smack because he'll thinks he'll kick your butt

He'll just hit you with his stick and then he'll punch you in the nuts."

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Some of you guys take yourself's way to serious. When Jesus was handing out sense of humors you guys snuck away for more crabassness huh? LOL.

Seriously the song kinda sucks but funny. It would be funnier if it came from some hockey fans that did not start watching the game a few years ago after they discovered AO but what are you gunna do?

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Dude, that song is awesome. Yea the band sucks, but 95% of music sucks anyway. Its funny because its about hating Crosby and I hate the s*** out of him. I think its awesome.

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A complainer, a lamer

not a future hall of famer

got Bettman's,

affection

but he's surely not "The Next One"

his mouth is always

running

with his swollen flapping lips

that he puckers up for

Mario

when he isn't sucking......

Crosby sucks

he's out of luck,

cause all the

tears and press attention will not

help him catch

Ovechkin

Crosby sucks

He's a diver, a whiner

with a wimpy

one-timer

a cheater, a bleater

and a loser, not a leader

he talks a lot

of smack because

he thinks he'll kick your butt

he'll just hit you with

his stick

and then he'll punch you in the nuts

Canadian

sensation

well at least on certain stations

a poster child for

francophiles

who dance to Zombie Nation

all his fans are morons

who

defend his every stunt

and the "C" that's on his chest

well it really

stands for...

Crosby sucks

like laser pucks, though you can

dress

him up with lipstick, you can't

photoshop statistics

Crosby sucks

A

yoni, a phony

losing races with zambonis

it's scary how you're

married

to Lemieux and Donna Cherry

you aren't worth this music

or your

40 million bucks, you'll

waste your life in Pittsburgh

and you'll never

win the Cup

Crosby sucks,

won't win the cup, how can the

fans of

Swann and Bettis

stand in line to buy his sweater?

and stand behind his

letters

when Malkin's clearly better?

Crosby sucks

WAAH, WAAH,

WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH, WAAH

BOO HOO, CINDY CRIESBY

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Some of you guys take yourself's way to serious.
Don't know if you're being serious yourself or not, but I just didn't find it funny at all. I thought it was pretty stupid. I don't have to jump on the bandwagon of people just to say I liked it.

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Don't know if you're being serious yourself or not, but I just didn't find it funny at all. I thought it was pretty stupid. I don't have to jump on the bandwagon of people just to say I liked it.

I agree with you.... I like music of all types and I also like comedy of all types and I just found this was all around Lame. Not because I am a Crosby fan but just because it was a horribly written tune and the lyrics were not funny at all. It was either a really lame attempt at trying to be a band or a lame attempt at trying to be funny either way the over-all result was LAME and not funny.

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I agree with you.... I like music of all types and I also like comedy of all types and I just found this was all around Lame. Not because I am a Crosby fan but just because it was a horribly written tune and the lyrics were not funny at all. It was either a really lame attempt at trying to be a band or a lame attempt at trying to be funny either way the over-all result was LAME and not funny.

:lol: So... if you had to characterize this song in one word, what would it be? :hehe:

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