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2009 Round 1 Photoshop War: Columbus Blue Jackets

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#401 55fan

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 08:54 AM

I can't photoshop to save my life, but I'm trying!



I guess it's too small to read. Johan is saying "I'm glad I'm a Wing for life. I could have ended up in Columbus."
Murph is saying, "No kidding, Mule. No one wants to be a Blue Jackass."

Edited by 55fan, 18 April 2009 - 08:57 AM.


#402 Vladifan

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 09:01 AM

QUOTE (dat's sick @ April 18, 2009 - 08:18AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Some very funny stuff in this thread, but can't we stay away from making fun of Hithcock's weight? After reading that article about all the s*** he's gone through it doesn't feel right.



Agreed. There's a whole lotta other stuff we can make light of other than that.

I too say THANKS to all of you who've taken the time to share your creativity, techie-talents and wit with us!

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#403 VM1138

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 09:28 AM

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I love this one, it's fantastic!
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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:15 AM

QUOTE (SoDakWingNut @ April 18, 2009 - 03:45AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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LMAO!!!!!!!

#405 HOCKEY MATTERS

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:26 AM

QUOTE (dat's sick @ April 18, 2009 - 09:18AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Some very funny stuff in this thread, but can't we stay away from making fun of Hithcock's weight? After reading that article about all the s*** he's gone through it doesn't feel right.

Weight is off limits....that's cool. Can the man-boobs be fair game?
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#406 Lovin Jiri Fischer

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 10:38 AM



#407 ZabiOfDetroit

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:25 AM

QUOTE (Lovin Jiri Fischer @ April 18, 2009 - 11:38AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

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#408 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:27 AM

QUOTE (55fan @ April 18, 2009 - 09:54AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I can't photoshop to save my life, but I'm trying!



I guess it's too small to read. Johan is saying "I'm glad I'm a Wing for life. I could have ended up in Columbus."
Murph is saying, "No kidding, Mule. No one wants to be a Blue Jackass."

Hahahaha. I laughed. tongue.gif

Also, the chances of you being in a situation where you have to photoshop to save your life are slim to none. So there's tons of hope!
QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#409 Ms_Hockey

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:28 AM

QUOTE (dat's sick @ April 18, 2009 - 09:18AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Some very funny stuff in this thread, but can't we stay away from making fun of Hithcock's weight? After reading that article about all the s*** he's gone through it doesn't feel right.

Agreed 100%. I really feel horrible when someone makes fun of his weight now.

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QUOTE (Datsyerberger @ January 19, 2009 - 01:32PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A new Lemieux-McCarty fight, as seen by internet forum posters.

Lemieux cheapshots a player with his walker, drawing the ire of D-Mac, who hobbles over. They draw their canes, salute, and cross them, then proceed to repeatedly whack eachother over the heads while hanging onto the bench with their other hands for balance. D-Mac then hits Lemieux's hip, which gives out, Lemieux feebly falls to the ground, crumpling as D-Mac continues to land barely noticeable Yoda-esque cane strikes. Lemieux's age begins catching up to him, crying "what a world, what a world..!" as he melts into a puddle of goo.

#410 esteef

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 11:34 AM

Ken Hitchcock cheats at his diet.

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#411 Thunderpriest

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 12:37 PM

It's the Jackets Show....
Yaaaaayyy!!!

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#412 Hockeytown_Ryan

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 01:27 PM

QUOTE (Thunderpriest @ April 18, 2009 - 01:37PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's the Jackets Show....
Yaaaaayyy!!!


Your Missing the 2 Old men in the booth biggrin.gif ...... Freaking Hilarious.....Good stuff

Edited by Hockeytown_Ryan, 18 April 2009 - 01:28 PM.


#413 tazzer82

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 01:48 PM

QUOTE (Thunderpriest @ April 18, 2009 - 12:37PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It's the Jackets Show....
Yaaaaayyy!!!


Gotta have the bald eagle in place of Modin. I swear those two could be twins. But nice job on that one, it made me laugh.
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#414 Hockeytown_Ryan

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 01:50 PM



Here Ya Go

#415 Shoreline

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 03:57 PM

lol @ muppets.

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 04:12 PM


Edited by Zetterling, 18 April 2009 - 05:55 PM.


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Posted 18 April 2009 - 05:27 PM

My friend and myself came up with this one...

I wasn't aware Columbus had a celebrity coach?



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Posted 18 April 2009 - 05:42 PM

QUOTE (Christ0pherXx @ April 18, 2009 - 06:27PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My friend and myself came up with this one...

I wasn't aware Columbus had a celebrity coach?


HAHAHA, that's a good one.
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#419 ZabiOfDetroit

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 05:58 PM

QUOTE (Christ0pherXx @ April 18, 2009 - 06:27PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My friend and myself came up with this one...

I wasn't aware Columbus had a celebrity coach?



HAHAHAHA!!!! goal.gif laugh.gif goal.gif
How did I miss that? The connection is obvious lol
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#420 WingingIt

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 07:58 PM

QUOTE (McCartyFanForLife @ April 18, 2009 - 12:34AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>


LOVE IT rotflmao.gif

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