SCF GAME 1 GDT: Penguins 1 at Red Wings 3

[Electrophile 3,554]

What's the good Juju song for today's game?

Dark Side. We need all that magic, mystical juju we can get. This is hardcore now. And I still say if we win, Gilmour better be at the parade.

[55fan 5,133]

Go Fleury's butt!

Edited May 31, 2009 by 55fan

[Vladifan 680]

Crosby looks like he wants to go find a barf bag somewhere.

[HockeyCrazy3033 168]

ALMOST GAME TIME!!

WOOOOO!!!

LET'S DO THIS!!!

LET'S GO RED WINGS!!!!! OZZIE! OZZIE! OZZIE!

[Electrophile 3,554]

Crosby looks like he wants to go find a barf bag somewhere.

I'm sure his jock is available. I mean, it's not like he needs it.

[ChelisChick 174]

My bladder is already freaking out. BRB.

[55fan 5,133]

Crosby looks like he wants to go find a barf bag somewhere.

I can't say I blame him. I'd be worried going up against the guys who beat me last year too.

[Nev 1,085]

UK Night shift reporting for duty

NHL.com doing its usual fine job by having no radio feed streaming yet

Eerily calm here in my office eating my Worcester Sauce French Fries

[Konnan511 1,736]

No, Mario's.

[SuperNovaXll 124]

Almost game time! Time to go sit in my special spot

[WingZNut13 99]

My bladder is already freaking out. BRB.

Don't hold it man. If you hold it to much, it can cause blood flow issues and you may not be able to get it up. That's no good.

[Zion 93]

My bladder is already freaking out. BRB.

Beat me to it... and I haven't even broken out the Gosling's Black Seal Rum yet.

DROP THE PUCK!!! LET'S DO THIS!!!

GO WINGS!!!

[Electrophile 3,554]

Don't hold it man. If you hold it to much, it can cause blood flow issues and you may not be able to get it up. That's no good.

ChelisChick

I'm pretty sure Kristi doesn't need to worry about erectile dysfunction.

[dat's sick 1,002]

ChelisChick

I'm pretty sure Kristi doesn't need to worry about erectile dysfunction.

Oh, don't say that. It can be quite an issue for ladies as well... :/

[Zion 93]

ChelisChick

I'm pretty sure Kristi doesn't need to worry about erectile dysfunction.

You've never been to Thailand, have you?

[SuperNovaXll 124]

ChelisChick

I'm pretty sure Kristi doesn't need to worry about erectile dysfunction.

LOL! Oh man, I think thats the first good laugh I have had in hours due to being nervous about this game. THANKS!

[Lidstromrules16 7]

ChelisChick

I'm pretty sure Kristi doesn't need to worry about erectile dysfunction.

It can be a problem for women.........not the same no doubt, but you can imagine how it might effect a woman.

[ChelisChick 174]

EW!!!!!

[WingZNut13 99]

ChelisChick

I'm pretty sure Kristi doesn't need to worry about erectile dysfunction.

Next time I choose to make myself look like an ass...I'll make sue I check the name 1st. Thanks. Sorry Kristi...I don't know you but I hope I didn't piss you off.

[hockeyone 0]

Wings' scratches for tonight:

13 C PAVEL DATSYUK

14 D DEREK MEECH

24 D CHRIS CHELIOS

25 R DARREN MCCARTY

33 C KRIS DRAPER

44 R AARON DOWNEY

46 D JAKUB KINDL

82 R TOMAS KOPECKY

35 G JAMES HOWARD

this is according to Detroit Red Wings .com

Lets Go Wings

[ChelisChick 174]

Next time I choose to make myself look like an ass...I'll make sue I check the name 1st. Thanks. Sorry Kristi...I don't know you but I hope I didn't piss you off.

Nah. Actually made me laugh. Relieved some stress!

[Konnan511 1,736]

ChelisChick

I'm pretty sure Kristi doesn't need to worry about erectile dysfunction.

Tell that to the ladies on that ExTenze commercial.

[SuperNovaXll 124]

Oh boy here we go! Lets go Wings!!!!

[Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204]

The Joe looks packed tonight, holy!

[WingZNut13 99]

Nah. Actually made me laugh. Relieved some stress!

Well I'm glad I made you laugh and relieved some stress. I hope everyone laughed. Now...let's get serious. It's gametime!