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TSN's Dreger: Datsyuk will NOT play Game 4

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I'm tired of pushing it back every game and always being disappointed.

Maybe game 8?

If he doesn't play tonight I don't see how he'll play the rest of the series. An injury serious enough to keep him out of a crucial game like tonight is serious enough to sideline him for the series.

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Dearest Pavel,

In case you are unfamiliar with the way the hockey fan's nerves work, let me fill you in.

Hearing that Pavel Datsyuk has hurt his foot: The hockey fan gasps and feels the trickling of a few stinging nerves whilst wondering "Is he okay?"

Hearing that Pavel Datsyuk will be out of the lineup: The hockey fan grips the nearest object for support, pants with head lowered toward the ground, nerves fire off at a ridiculous pace, and the thought "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" bounces around through their mind.

Hearing that Pavel Datsyuk has been re-inserted back into the lineup: The hockey fan stands up, jumps in a circle, clicks his/her heels together three times and shouts "THANK YOU, GOD. YOU DO EXIST."

But today, dear Pavel? Today, the hockey fan is about to die. Our bodies are not constructed for this constant barrage of good & bad news.

Please make a timely decision before I need 911 assistance.

Much respect,

Every Wings fan on Earth.

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I'm thinking game 1 of 82 next year.

Watch after this series is over we'll hear that he's had surgery or something.

I wouldn't be surprised.

Maybe he should pull a Willis Reed and only play a few shifts just to motivate the rest of his team.

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Guest DetroitBoy313

I really don't see Datsyuk playing at all in this series.Hope I'm wrong though.

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