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#21 Vincanni

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:21 PM

Rumor has it Lidstrom was forced into surgery to remove the injured ********, now he's down to 4.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:22 PM

Don't worry, Nick's got more balls than most of us, so he's fine.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:32 PM

QUOTE (Mister Puck @ June 12, 2009 - 03:09PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow! I didn't think Lidstrom had testicles.


They're not testicles in the traditional human sense in hockey. You see, they are actually a storage place for Win, something everyone on the Red Wings team has plenty of. Hell, Lidstrom has so much win he has trouble putting his cup and pants on. Rumor has it that Yzerman had to have his pants custom made to fit his Jupiter-sized testicles.

I'm not surprised that you don't know that, seeing as virtually no one on the Penguins have either testicles or any amount of Win, as well as you, Miss Prick.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:36 PM

QUOTE (Mister Puck @ June 12, 2009 - 03:09PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow! I didn't think Lidstrom had testicles.


Lovely hearing a snide remark like this coming from a fan of a team lead by Cindy, Ev-Jenny (yes that's the proper pronunciation,) and a man nicknamed "Flower." Also even if he changed his name to Max on the roster this year, Maxine his real name is a girl's name.

Meanwhile the only effeminate name on the Wings roster is Marian who played for your team last year and largely left because your coach who's name was essentially Michelle, couldn't even lead his team into the playoffs before Byslma saved them.
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 03:57 PM

QUOTE (Mister Puck @ June 12, 2009 - 03:09PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow! I didn't think Lidstrom had testicles.


Wow. That's pretty brave of you considering your team has Cindy no- balls Crosby as their captain.



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Posted 12 June 2009 - 04:26 PM

Speaking of balls, I refer to one of my Photoshops:


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Posted 12 June 2009 - 06:48 PM

Okay, this is a legitimate question coming from a female - what do they do medically for a damaged ********?

Whatever they do, it sounds painful!
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Posted 12 June 2009 - 06:54 PM

QUOTE (Yzermania19 @ June 12, 2009 - 04:48PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Okay, this is a legitimate question coming from a female - what do they do medically for a damaged ********?

Surgery to fix it or remove it. If Lids is playing perhaps it wasn't that bad.

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 07:05 PM

QUOTE (Mister Puck @ June 12, 2009 - 02:09PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow! I didn't think Lidstrom had testicles.

You must have him mixed up with cindy or his father figure mario...

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Posted 12 June 2009 - 07:16 PM

QUOTE (Scotty @ June 12, 2009 - 03:57PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow. That's pretty brave of you considering your team has Cindy no- balls Crosby as their captain.



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Posted 19 January 2011 - 08:49 AM

Sharp was interviewed on TSN's OTR yesterday and denies doing it because he doesn't remember doing it. The link offers the interview.

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 08:59 AM

Sharp was interviewed on TSN's OTR yesterday and denies doing it because he doesn't remember doing it. The link offers the interview.


Interesting, I thought I remember reading articles about Sharp calling Lids and saying sorry. Guess he didn't really mean it.

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 09:35 AM

Can I just say now is totally not the time to revive a thread like this! I had a mini heart attack!!
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 09:43 AM

I thought it was Kane, not Sharp that did it.

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 09:46 AM

Can I just say now is totally not the time to revive a thread like this! I had a mini heart attack!!


So did I!

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 11:11 AM

i saw the title of this, and almost s***.

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 12:08 PM

Rumor has it Lidstrom was forced into surgery to remove the injured ********, now he's down to 4.



How did I miss this comment two years ago? This might be the funniest thing I've ever read on these forums.


And I second the terrified moment of wondering if this was a new thread, too.
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 12:35 PM

I'm still waiting for Sharp to get yet another Red Wing beatdown.
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 12:39 PM

I thought it was Kane, not Sharp that did it.


Let's pin it on Kane, even if Sharp did do it.
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Posted 19 January 2011 - 12:41 PM

Horrible time to bump this thread. That must have been a hell of a spear to cause damage to steel.





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