After finally seeing his personality during the post-game interview and now watching the parade, I've decided that Kane is - in all likelihood - white trash.
From the way he immediately started 'shouting out' to his friends in his interview with Pierre, to the fact that he jokingly called his cousin 'famous' but refused interview questions after someone brought up taxi cabs (the whole reason his dude-bro cousin is 'famous') right down to these Crocs.
Now I'm watching him try to act ghetto on top of a bus.
Apparently he was cracking jokes about "loving the cab drivers" at the parade. Really classy, kiddo.


















