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[Echolalia]

I can't remember if we had this on here before or not, but its pretty common on other forums. The idea is to make a wish, then the next person grants that wish, but makes it negative in some way.

Example:
post 1: I wish I could fly.
post2: Granted, but the plane's engine just died. I wish I had a car.


Get it? These get pretty funny with a little bit of creativity. So....


I wish I had a car

[Jedi]

I can't remember if we had this on here before or not, but its pretty common on other forums. The idea is to make a wish, then the next person grants that wish, but makes it negative in some way.

Example:
post 1: I wish I could fly.
post2: Granted, but the plane's engine just died. I wish I had a car.


Get it? These get pretty funny with a little bit of creativity. So....


I wish I had a car

Until you have to buy a new transmission... Cha-CHING!!!

I wish I had more time before I move to a new city.

[puckloo39]

Until you have to buy a new transmission... Cha-CHING!!!

I wish I had more time before I move to a new city.

Until you find out that swine flu is rampant here, then you will take your time for sure. I wish I had an aspirin.

[Echolalia]

Granted, but it will give you an ulcer.

I wish the Tigers would do what it takes to win the next two games.

[puckloo39]

Your wish will come true, and they will win the next two... however, they'll lose the next 10 in a row.

I wish I had tickets to the Wings home opener.

[Echolalia]

Granted, but its the K-Wings.

I wish I was more studious.

[puckloo39]

Fine idea, too bad you're studying for the wrong class. The test is in your other class.

I wish I had a new raincoat.

[Jedi]

Fine idea, too bad you're studying for the wrong class. The test is in your other class.

I wish I had a new raincoat.

Until you realize that it's Austin, which may never see rain again once this current front passes...

I wish that work days and weekends were switched, 2 days at work 5 days off, with no loss of salary.

[Echolalia]

Granted, but you're salary is $12,000/year.

I wish more people posted in the water cooler.

[ChelisChick]

Granted, but all they'd do is ***** about not having an enforcer.

I wish I had a pedicure.

[puckloo39]

OK, but tell them to be careful about that flesh-eating bacteria they've been finding in the foot bath. I hear it's really ugly.

I wish I was at the beach, relaxing with a Corona and a good, trashy novel.

[Echolalia]

OK, but tell them to be careful about that flesh-eating bacteria they've been finding in the foot bath. I hear it's really ugly.

I wish I was at the beach, relaxing with a Corona and a good, trashy novel.

Wish granted: One way ticket to Guantanamo Bay, with one Corona and a playboy "novel"

I wish there would be a good thunderstorm tonight.

[Jedi]

Wish granted: One way ticket to Guantanamo Bay, with one Corona and a playboy "novel"

I wish there would be a good thunderstorm tonight.

Granted, though you won't be in Kansas anymore, ToTo...

I wish it were Ski season already...

[Echolalia]

Granted, though you won't be in Kansas anymore, ToTo...

I wish it were Ski season already...

This year there will be no snow.


I wish the Grand Unified Theory would hurry up and get sorted out.

[Hack & Whack Rule!]

This year there will be no snow.


I wish the Grand Unified Theory would hurry up and get sorted out.

Done...but someone created a black hole in their lab when they did it, and that bastard's sucking in the universe. Thanks alot!

I wish it wouldn't drop below freezing this winter.

[Jedi]

Done...but someone created a black hole in their lab when they did it, and that bastard's sucking in the universe. Thanks alot!

I wish it wouldn't drop below freezing this winter.

Do you REALLY want there to be no ice for hockey? Your wish is just flat out denied.

I wish things that I really want to buy weren't all so expensive.

[Kira]

But if they were cheap, they'd fall apart the first time you used them.

I wish I had someone who loved me.

* I really do have someone...this is just in the spirit of the game.*

Edited by Kira, 03 October 2009 - 11:08 PM.

[Echolalia]

Jesus technically counts as somebody.

I wish I had another day between Sunday and Monday to relax.

[Jedi]

Jesus technically counts as somebody.

I wish I had another day between Sunday and Monday to relax.

Granted. But it's actually another work day, since "The Man" is dead set on only having Saturday and Sunday as the weekend.

I wish I could eat whatever I want with no repercussions.

[SouthernWingsFan]

You could, although more children will be starving!!!

I wish I could have teleportation powers so I could travel wherever I want and not drive.