Posted 28 February 2010 - 09:26 AM
To quote Styx:
Nothing ever goes as planned
It's a hell of a notion.
Even pharoahs turn to sand
Like a drop in the ocean.
But I'll corrupt it anyway. You are sure that your decisions are the best. You forge ahead with poise and confidence. Then you realize that your decision to wear your hair down on a windy day was a bad one because it flew into your mouth as you were eating a hot dog at lunch and you got mustard in your hair, but you didn't realize it, so you went back to work with mustard in your hair and someone thought it was a bad dye job and told everyone that it wasn't your natural colour, which got turned into accusations that you wear a wig, which got turned into a rumour that you have fake boobs and all of the guys started sneaking pokes to try to find out for sure and now you can't wear a string bikini due to the bruising.
You realize that wearing a string bikini in March in MI is stupid anyway, so you are now back to being confident in the outcome of your decisions since you don't have pneumonia.
I wish I didn't have to get going so soon so I could answer Dawn's question completely.
Money on the board! Current total: $2
$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster. +$5 if one scores a hat trick.
+$1 if a GWG. +$5 if it is a GWG in a series-winning game.+$50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.
The hamsters names are as follows (current Wings in red)
Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew (Drew) Patrick Ian Todd
Jordin Damien Gustav James