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#81 Hack & Whack Rule!

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 10:49 AM

Granted. You're fired.

I wish knee surgery didn't take so long to recover from.

Edited by Hack & Whack Rule!, 07 October 2009 - 10:50 AM.

Uhh...you might want to duck!

#82 Casey

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 04:42 PM

*poof* Your knee is fixed. You just threw your back out.

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#83 Kira

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 06:42 PM

Granted, but at yard sale prices.

I wish it wasn't so far to get good lobster.
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#84 Casey

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:24 PM

Cool, but one just bit your nose.

I wish I had some Altoids.
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#85 puckloo39

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 08:39 PM

We all wish that. Care for a Tic Tac?


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I wish my mortgage was paid off.

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#86 HOCKEY MATTERS

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 08:47 PM

Done. But termites have had a bellyfull of your house and it collapsed.

I wish we could have some more goalie threads. Or maybe an enforcer poll.


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#87 Hack & Whack Rule!

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 09:43 PM

Granted, but everyone got stupid, and Matt got pissed and then shut the site down.

I wish I had a hammer.
Uhh...you might want to duck!

#88 Jedi

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 01:28 AM

QUOTE (Hack & Whack Rule! @ October 7, 2009 - 09:43PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but everyone got stupid, and Matt got pissed and then shut the site down.

I wish I had a hammer.

Granted...


I wish I was independently wealthy.

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#89 Kira

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 02:06 AM

You'd have relatives and friends you didn't know you had trying to mooch off you. Trust me, it isn't worth the headaches. I'm not rich, but I still have that problem.

I wish people would stop thinking we can afford to finance them.
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#90 55fan

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 07:07 AM

People will stop thinking that you can finance them- because you are living in a cardboard box which also happens to be your clothing and food.

I wish for world peace.

Money on the board:  Current total: $6

$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster.  An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.

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#91 wingsgirl001

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 08:05 AM

Granted - the apocalypse then happens, thus destroying the new peaceful earth

I wish I had season tickets to the Wings

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#92 Hack & Whack Rule!

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 08:36 AM

Granted, enjoy Paul McCartney's comeback.

I wish there wasn't two inches of snow on the ground right now.
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#93 puckloo39

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 08:40 AM

No problem, now there are two feet of snow, instead.

I wish it was Saturday already.

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#94 Casey

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 10:24 AM

*poof* It's Saturday. December 9, 3009, to be exact.

I wish my Coke were still cold.
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Posted 08 October 2009 - 11:24 AM

QUOTE (Casey @ October 8, 2009 - 11:24AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
*poof* It's Saturday. December 9, 3009, to be exact.

I wish my Coke were still cold.



Your Coke is now frozen, and completely undrinkable.

I wish I could get my car fixed.

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#96 Jedi

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 11:48 AM

QUOTE (C20lw @ October 8, 2009 - 11:24AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I wish I could get my car fixed.

Done. It's "fixed".


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Posted 08 October 2009 - 03:02 PM

Granted, but your grandparents put it there.

I wish Detroit teams would stop setting records for ineptitude.

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 03:04 PM

Granted, but they've moved to Ann Arbor and continued their ineptitude record breaking.

I wish two weeks from now wasn't looking so stressful.

Edited by Echolalia, 08 October 2009 - 03:05 PM.


#99 C20lw

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 03:53 PM

QUOTE (Echolalia @ October 8, 2009 - 04:04PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Granted, but they've moved to Ann Arbor and continued their ineptitude record breaking.

I wish two weeks from now wasn't looking so stressful.


Granted, but 3 weeks from now is looking even worse.

I wish work wasn't so exhausting today.

Thanks wingnut22!!

#100 55fan

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 04:19 PM

Granted, but having had a nice refreshing nap instead of working has gotten you fired.

I wish I could convince my bf to root for the Lions.

Money on the board:  Current total: $6

$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster.  An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.

Hamsters I have had:  (current Wings highlighted)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James





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