chet1530 1 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 http://deadspin.com/5457677/hockey-players...hairless-bodies Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travis 576 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 ... Oh to be young (except Madden) and dumb. Looks like a fairly trashy affair. Is it wrong that it makes me happy that Hossa isn't in these? I can't help it, I still love the guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MidMichSteve 1,115 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Looks like they are celebrating their cup a little early. Good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
edicius 3,269 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Wow, what a bunch of tools/douchebags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HOCKEY MATTERS 167 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Don't try to kiss 'em when yer done, boys. Pay the pimp and move on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EZBAKETHAGANGSTA Report post Posted January 27, 2010 First thing I noticed: Damn those girls are not attractive at all, especailly for Pro Athelte Groupies Second thing I noticed: Damn none of those guys was even remotely ripped. wtf mate lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JayUp88 1 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Good for them, enjoying life before they get married. You don't think Abby Helm and Jimmy aren't enjoying life like this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Travis 576 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 You don't think Abby Helm and Jimmy aren't enjoying life like this? Hanging out with each other shirtless and/or pantsless? I somehow doubt it. Don't get me wrong, they very well could be pulling strange on the regular, but I don't quite imagine photos of them like this surfacing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ben_usmc 253 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 The girl on the left looks like the mom from American pie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cupforwings 138 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 First thing I noticed: Damn those girls are not attractive at all, especailly for Pro Athelte Groupies Second thing I noticed: Damn none of those guys was even remotely ripped. wtf mate lol HAHAHA, that is exactly what I thought. You would think they would have like 20 supermodels in there with them... But apparently they can have fun with a bunch of dudes with no clothes on an 3 unattractive girls? I guess you have to be a professional athlete to understand this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lidstromboli Report post Posted January 27, 2010 people in this thread could do a lot better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Howard He Do It?! Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Good for them, enjoying life before they get married. You don't think Abby Helm and Jimmy aren't enjoying life like this? Helm has a girlfriend and Jimmy is married. I don't know about Abby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Howard He Do It?! Report post Posted January 27, 2010 This is why the Hawks won't win the Cup. The girls are supposed to be shirtless, not you guys. Bunch of morons. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
brett 1,029 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 why the f*** are the guys shirtless? thats pretty *** they might be able to play hockey but they have no game off the ice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inultus 12 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 No big surprise here, my team has done lots worse things than that. I however don't get the thing about getting down with chicks when other dudes are around, especially when your clothes start coming off, but I must say I know a few guys who don't care. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lidstrom for life 20 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 I just loved this comment someone made: FYI, the low drinking age in Vancouver, combined with the godlike status hockey players enjoy, has resulted in a Vancity phenomenon known as the "Roxy flu" in which visiting teams often find their gameday legs a little heavy after a night of clubbing on Granville street. The Hawks were trounced 5-1 by the Canucks on Saturday, and these pics illustrate quite vividly the perils of facing the Vancouver Canucks on home ice (22-7-1 this season, the best home record in the NHL) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hockeytown0001 7,652 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Helm has a girlfriend and Jimmy is married. I don't know about Abby. Helm's girl > Anyone Versteeg/Kane could ever hope for That also kind of reminds me of You'd think that pro athletes, as messed up as some of them look, could get at least halfway decent looking girls because of their wallets. (When Evgeni Malkin, who looks like his face was hit by a train, can swap spit with a pretty attractive girl, anything is possible.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drake_Marcus 890 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Don't try to kiss 'em when yer done, boys. Pay the pimp and move on. I lol'd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooon 1,089 Report post Posted January 27, 2010 Someone could post pics of Kane with his sisters, probably the best looking girls hes ever been around. Seriously those girls are atrocious. Something about a girl wearing plaid flannel in a limousine just doesn't seem right. That compounded with the fact that all of the guys are shirtless/pantless while all of the girls are fully clothed... One of the girls is dressed like Al Borland from Home Improvement... and the girl in the last picture seems to be wearing the outfit of an 1800's french butler. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Learn2LuvIt 245 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 Wow...I thought me and my friends (all two of them) were the only ones to hang out together with our shirts off. As we all say, "Although it's cold out, and no one else has their shirts off, ....it's not a party until all of our shirts are off!!" Having beers and my friends nips wagging in my face all night....nothing better!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tommy_Like_Wingy 25 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) Helm's girl > Anyone Versteeg/Kane could ever hope for Ew, what? Granted those broads in the limo aren't attractive but Helm's girlfriend looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome and anorexia. The orange tan doesn't help either. Edited January 28, 2010 by Tommy_Like_Wingy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shady Ultima 40 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 FYI, the low drinking age in Vancouver, combined with the godlike status hockey players enjoy, has resulted in a Vancity phenomenon known as the "Roxy flu" in which visiting teams often find their gameday legs a little heavy after a night of clubbing on Granville street. The Hawks were trounced 5-1 by the Canucks on Saturday, and these pics illustrate quite vividly the perils of facing the Vancouver Canucks on home ice (22-7-1 this season, the best home record in the NHL) The Wings go drinking when they're in Vancouver as well, but being older and more mature, I'm sure that this stuff never happens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ComradeWasabi 109 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 I understand that Patrick Kane looks like a pimply little teenager still, but there's probably a thousand hot women in Vancouver who would sleep with him based on his name alone. I have no idea where he found Shrek's sisters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MCleveland89 122 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 I love this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeeRYCE 2 Report post Posted January 28, 2010 (edited) Helm's girl > Anyone Versteeg/Kane could ever hope for I know her. Also, I'm hetero, I have a girlfriend... I'll say this, Kane and Versteeg are two good looking young lads with money, they can get any chick they want... They may not choose the right ones, but whatever. Edited January 28, 2010 by BeeRYCE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
