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#61 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 01:18 AM

Every step you take...

Every move you make...

I'll be watching you...

Cross me and I will kick your ass.

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 08:16 AM

QUOTE (Rivalred @ February 10, 2010 - 05:15PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You know better than to not finish your sentences, someone of the Grammar Nazi's are going to have a fit...

So many errors. So little time.
Don't split infinitives.
A comma is not the right punctuation in that spot. Use a period. Anything else is probably above you.
"Someone" is singular. "Are" is plural. "Of the Grammar Nazis" is a prepositional phrase and therefore has no bearing on the subject/verb agreement.
Do not use an apostrophe to make a plural unless that which you are pluralizing is a number (3's), letter (f's), symbol (&'s), or acronym (VCR's).

I am astounded that your high school allowed you to graduate, and even more astonished that you now are being trained to stick things in people's butts.

Edited by 55fan, 11 February 2010 - 08:18 AM.

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$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster.  An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.

Hamsters I have had:  (current Wings highlighted)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James


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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:19 AM

Speaking of sticking things in people's butts, you guys are as good at finishing a chick off as the wings are at finishing a 3-0 lead off.

FWIW, my personal favorite insult of all time is when I told this girl at my bar that she was very bad at d*cksucking. She was hot pissed, which only confirmed my statement.
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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:25 AM

QUOTE (55fan @ February 11, 2010 - 08:16AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am astounded that your high school allowed you to graduate, and even more astonished that you now are being trained to stick things in people's butts.

You, my Dear, are hilarious!

back on topic....
ivory-tower-sittin-self righteous-nit pickin.......

Edited by HOCKEY MATTERS, 11 February 2010 - 10:26 AM.

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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

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#65 RedWingskiddo

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Posted 11 February 2010 - 10:32 AM

QUOTE (Rivalred @ February 10, 2010 - 06:15PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Pretty tough words coming from someone who's local hockey team's logo is a flag on a stick.

man, you have lost twice as many girls as they did in that 14 game losing streak..
even your momma said you are awkward

Edited by RedWingskiddo, 11 February 2010 - 10:50 AM.

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#66 55fan

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 02:12 AM

QUOTE (HOCKEY MATTERS @ February 11, 2010 - 09:25AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You, my Dear, are hilarious!

back on topic....
ivory-tower-sittin-self righteous-nit pickin.......

Who taught you how to hyphenate? Your sister? "It's just a bar, honey. Put it wherever you like. I never met a bar I didn't like. That's how I got herpes."
Not to mention that you're lacking commas. Not that missing commas would worry your sister. She only worries about missing periods.

Money on the board:  Current total: $6

$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster.  An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.

Hamsters I have had:  (current Wings highlighted)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James


#67 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 12 February 2010 - 08:19 AM

Your momma's so fat when her cell phone went off, people thought she was backing up.

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 12:16 PM

QUOTE (55fan @ February 11, 2010 - 08:16AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So many errors. So little time.
Don't split infinitives.
A comma is not the right punctuation in that spot. Use a period. Anything else is probably above you.
"Someone" is singular. "Are" is plural. "Of the Grammar Nazis" is a prepositional phrase and therefore has no bearing on the subject/verb agreement.
Do not use an apostrophe to make a plural unless that which you are pluralizing is a number (3's), letter (f's), symbol (&'s), or acronym (VCR's).

I am astounded that your high school allowed you to graduate, and even more astonished that you now are being trained to stick things in people's butts.


You were not bitching last weekend when I had something on mine in your butt... By the way, you were pretty f***ed up after drinking a 5th of Jack.

QUOTE (HOCKEY MATTERS @ February 11, 2010 - 10:25AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You, my Dear, are hilarious!

back on topic....
ivory-tower-sittin-self righteous-nit pickin.......


Old Man Winter, when is sprig a commin?

QUOTE (RedWingskiddo @ February 11, 2010 - 10:32AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
man, you have lost twice as many girls as they did in that 14 game losing streak..
even your momma said you are awkward


What is up with these momma jokes? Watching too many I Living Color reruns...

QUOTE (55fan @ February 12, 2010 - 02:12AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who taught you how to hyphenate? Your sister? "It's just a bar, honey. Put it wherever you like. I never met a bar I didn't like. That's how I got herpes."
Not to mention that you're lacking commas. Not that missing commas would worry your sister. She only worries about missing periods.


What ya ya gonna do, send him to the gas chamber?

QUOTE (SouthernWingsFan @ February 12, 2010 - 08:19AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your momma's so fat when her cell phone went off, people thought she was backing up.


We all seen the pictures of you with that 300 lbs asian stripper...

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#69 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 05:46 PM

You all are a bunch of f**knuts.

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 08:13 PM

QUOTE (Rivalred @ February 13, 2010 - 11:16AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You were not bitching last weekend when I had something on mine in your butt... By the way, you were pretty f***ed up after drinking a 5th of Jack.


We all seen the pictures of you with that 300 lbs asian stripper...

1/5 of Jack is still bigger than you. And I'm not Asian. I'm German/Irish/Scottish/English/French/Native.

Money on the board:  Current total: $6

$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster.  An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.

Hamsters I have had:  (current Wings highlighted)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James


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Posted 13 February 2010 - 08:54 PM

QUOTE (55fan @ February 13, 2010 - 08:13PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
1/5 of Jack is still bigger than you. And I'm not Asian. I'm German/Irish/Scottish/English/French/Naive


You are still on the sauce eh? That comment was about SWF aka Jacque-Strap

Oh yeah, fixed it for ya


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#72 55fan

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 09:48 PM

Oh, there are other 300 pound strippers out there? Thought I was the only one. My bad.

Still, the only stripping I'd pay you to do involves removing paint.

Money on the board:  Current total: $6

$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster.  An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.

Hamsters I have had:  (current Wings highlighted)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James


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Posted 13 February 2010 - 10:36 PM

QUOTE (55fan @ February 13, 2010 - 09:48PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, there are other 300 pound strippers out there? Thought I was the only one. My bad.

Still, the only stripping I'd pay you to do involves removing paint.


What, too damn lazy to do it yourself?

I thought you were Martha thef****** Tim the Damn tool man Stewart Taylor?

Bob Villa is shamed...

Edited by Rivalred, 13 February 2010 - 10:36 PM.

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#74 55fan

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Posted 13 February 2010 - 10:44 PM

QUOTE (Rivalred @ February 13, 2010 - 09:36PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What, too damn lazy to do it yourself?

I thought you were Martha thef****** Tim the Damn tool man Stewart Taylor?

Bob Villa is shamed...

I am. I've built my own deck, replaced my own floorboards, remodeled my own bathroom (including marble tiling on the wall above the sink), and laid my own tiles and carpet.

What's the last thing you've laid?

Money on the board:  Current total: $6

$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster.  An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.

Hamsters I have had:  (current Wings highlighted)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James


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Posted 13 February 2010 - 11:01 PM

QUOTE (55fan @ February 13, 2010 - 10:44PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I am. I've built my own deck, replaced my own floorboards, remodeled my own bathroom (including marble tiling on the wall above the sink), and laid my own tiles and carpet.

What's the last thing you've laid?


I do not do carpet, like the downstairs I work on clean and smooth....

And to answer your question, 2000 sq ft of sub-floor and then hardwood, and 450 sq feet of ceramic tile with while pouring the floor, not using the pre-fab crap.

You must only be good at doing things while you are on your back/knees since little ole you can not handle a paint scraper.

s***, subcontracting out, no wonder why we have such an illegal immigration issue here in the States... People like you are causing it...f****** tree hugging, compost making, think about the children, PETA member, hybrid driving, Patrick Roy loving, hippie...

Edited by Rivalred, 13 February 2010 - 11:03 PM.

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#76 CaliWingsNut

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 12:30 AM

You guys all suck at this.

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#77 55fan

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Posted 14 February 2010 - 08:32 AM

QUOTE (Rivalred @ February 13, 2010 - 10:01PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I do not do carpet, like the downstairs I work on clean and smooth....

And to answer your question, 2000 sq ft of sub-floor and then hardwood, and 450 sq feet of ceramic tile with while pouring the floor, not using the pre-fab crap.

You must only be good at doing things while you are on your back/knees since little ole you can not handle a paint scraper.

s***, subcontracting out, no wonder why we have such an illegal immigration issue here in the States... People like you are causing it...f****** tree hugging, compost making, think about the children, PETA member, hybrid driving, Patrick Roy loving, hippie...

Oh, pull out your tampon.

I was offering to see you strip because I felt sorry for you. I am perfectly able to strip on my own, thankyouverymuch.

The only compost being made around here is flowing from your fingers onto your keyboard.

Although I do support PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals).

Money on the board:  Current total: $6

$1 for a goal by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster.  An additional $5 for a series-clinching goal scored by any current Wing after whom I have named a hamster. $5 if the other team fails to score against a current Wing goalie after whom I have named a hamster.

Hamsters I have had:  (current Wings highlighted)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthew Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James


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Posted 14 February 2010 - 10:09 AM

QUOTE (55fan @ February 14, 2010 - 08:32AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, pull out your tampon.

I was offering to see you strip because I felt sorry for you. I am perfectly able to strip on my own, thankyouverymuch.

The only compost being made around here is flowing from your fingers onto your keyboard.

Although I do support PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals).


I use a MaxiPad; not tampons... Get that s*** right... Now you support killing helpless animals? effing murderer
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Posted 14 February 2010 - 10:27 AM

Are you this guy?



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Posted 14 February 2010 - 10:42 AM

QUOTE (SouthernWingsFan @ February 14, 2010 - 10:27AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you this guy?



Hey, you thinned out your eye brows
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