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#121 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 02:31 PM

I like being in control.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 03:27 PM

You're a failure at control. You take after your mother. Her "control" failed when she got knocked up with you.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 07:26 PM

All women look the same after too many drinks at the bar. I couldn't help it.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:22 AM

All women look the same after too many drinks at the bar. I couldn't help it.

How many drinks do they have to have before they look the same? Oh- enough to sleep with you. Your mom says you're lousy in bed.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 06:18 AM

About 2 or 3. I never claimed to be good in bed either.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:43 AM

About 2 or 3. I never claimed to be good in bed either.

Yeah, but I'm sure the padded bumpers and blue chucks help.

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 10:36 PM

Instruction manuals also.

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Posted 13 March 2010 - 09:04 AM

Instruction manuals also.

Yeah, that's your whole library- other than the books you haven't coloured in yet. How to Sleep. How to eat. How to take a dump. How to choose wardrobe (please get a new one- the 1971 version is outdated).

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 06:05 PM

I like being in control.


Jack, if you ever went to jail, there is no way you would be in control. You would be a piece of eye candy to "Bubba" as they like em small and petite. Especially considering you are a Southern Belle... er, mean Beau

You're a failure at control. You take after your mother. Her "control" failed when she got knocked up with you.


Another busted condom baby? At least him and his mother know who the father is, in your mother's case....

All women look the same after too many drinks at the bar. I couldn't help it.


Have you seen 55fan? :blink:

How many drinks do they have to have before they look the same? Oh- enough to sleep with you. Your mom says you're lousy in bed.


Pot calling the kettle black... From what Jack was saying, you and the hamsters were there...

About 2 or 3. I never claimed to be good in bed either.


Your hand does not count bud.

Yeah, but I'm sure the padded bumpers and blue chucks help.


Some men prefer a wooden paddle.

Instruction manuals also.


You know women do not know how to follow instructions

Yeah, that's your whole library- other than the books you haven't coloured in yet. How to Sleep. How to eat. How to take a dump. How to choose wardrobe (please get a new one- the 1971 version is outdated).


Hooked on Phonics worked for you, it would help him too.
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#130 hillbillywingsfan

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Posted 29 March 2010 - 06:46 PM

Where is Bannedforlife on this thread? He is the toughest of the tough...baddest of the bad. He will f*ck you all up.
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:43 PM

Where is Bannedforlife on this thread? He is the toughest of the tough...baddest of the bad. He will f*ck you all up.

Nonsense...I am the baddest of the bad.


My retorts make absolutely no sense, and I'm too stupid to know when I've been pwned.
Now....just ask me if I give a s***.
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 07:04 AM

You all smell.

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 07:21 AM

Oh, look, Jack. The retarded kid came up with snappy retorts to things we said 2 weeks ago. Isn't he precious.

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:44 AM

Oh, look, Jack. The retarded kid came up with snappy retorts to things we said 2 weeks ago. Isn't he precious.


At least I have a good reason to wear my helmet... You on the other hand...
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 10:07 AM

Lord Stanley was born up the road from me, so that makes my hockey opinions FACT. Your opinions are worthless. Get a life and give up.


(That "get a life and give up" phrase was said to me on here by someone at some point...its contradictory suggestions amuse me)

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#136 hillbillywingsfan

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Posted 30 March 2010 - 10:12 AM

SWF you are so dumb you are stupider than me........hahaha STUPIDER!!!
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 06:25 PM

Oh, look, Jack. The retarded kid came up with snappy retorts to things we said 2 weeks ago. Isn't he precious.

Yep. I even grew 4 different pubes the past 2 weeks!

SWF you are so dumb you are stupider than me........hahaha STUPIDER!!!

If I was edumicrated I'd be smrt enough to go to schrool.

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 03:01 PM

Your mom goes to college!

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 03:28 PM

Who do you think you are digging this thread up from the grave? You think you're some kind of necromancer? Huh? What are you- some punk twelve-year-old who still plays Magic Cards and thinks they're cool? Grow up.

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 05:47 PM

Yeah? Well yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a lit cigarette on her floor and she said, "Who turned out the heat?"

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