I like being in control.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 03:27 PM
You're a failure at control. You take after your mother. Her "control" failed when she got knocked up with you.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $27
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:22 AM
How many drinks do they have to have before they look the same? Oh- enough to sleep with you. Your mom says you're lousy in bed.All women look the same after too many drinks at the bar. I couldn't help it.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $27
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:43 AM
Yeah, but I'm sure the padded bumpers and blue chucks help.About 2 or 3. I never claimed to be good in bed either.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $27
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Posted 13 March 2010 - 09:04 AM
Yeah, that's your whole library- other than the books you haven't coloured in yet. How to Sleep. How to eat. How to take a dump. How to choose wardrobe (please get a new one- the 1971 version is outdated).Instruction manuals also.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $27
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 06:05 PM
I like being in control.
Jack, if you ever went to jail, there is no way you would be in control. You would be a piece of eye candy to "Bubba" as they like em small and petite. Especially considering you are a Southern Belle... er, mean Beau
You're a failure at control. You take after your mother. Her "control" failed when she got knocked up with you.
Another busted condom baby? At least him and his mother know who the father is, in your mother's case....
All women look the same after too many drinks at the bar. I couldn't help it.
Have you seen 55fan?
How many drinks do they have to have before they look the same? Oh- enough to sleep with you. Your mom says you're lousy in bed.
Pot calling the kettle black... From what Jack was saying, you and the hamsters were there...
About 2 or 3. I never claimed to be good in bed either.
Your hand does not count bud.
Yeah, but I'm sure the padded bumpers and blue chucks help.
Some men prefer a wooden paddle.
Instruction manuals also.
You know women do not know how to follow instructions
Yeah, that's your whole library- other than the books you haven't coloured in yet. How to Sleep. How to eat. How to take a dump. How to choose wardrobe (please get a new one- the 1971 version is outdated).
Hooked on Phonics worked for you, it would help him too.
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 06:46 PM
Where is Bannedforlife on this thread? He is the toughest of the tough...baddest of the bad. He will f*ck you all up.
I LIVE IN TEXAS SO I DON'T DESERVE HOCKEY
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Posted 29 March 2010 - 10:43 PM
Nonsense...I am the baddest of the bad.Where is Bannedforlife on this thread? He is the toughest of the tough...baddest of the bad. He will f*ck you all up.
My retorts make absolutely no sense, and I'm too stupid to know when I've been pwned.
Now....just ask me if I give a s***.
lol.
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Alternative to Google tracking you.... http://duckduckgo.com/
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 07:21 AM
Oh, look, Jack. The retarded kid came up with snappy retorts to things we said 2 weeks ago. Isn't he precious.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $27
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 09:44 AM
Oh, look, Jack. The retarded kid came up with snappy retorts to things we said 2 weeks ago. Isn't he precious.
At least I have a good reason to wear my helmet... You on the other hand...
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 10:07 AM
Lord Stanley was born up the road from me, so that makes my hockey opinions FACT. Your opinions are worthless. Get a life and give up.
(That "get a life and give up" phrase was said to me on here by someone at some point...its contradictory suggestions amuse me)
(That "get a life and give up" phrase was said to me on here by someone at some point...its contradictory suggestions amuse me)
Edited by uk_redwing, 30 March 2010 - 10:08 AM.
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 10:12 AM
SWF you are so dumb you are stupider than me........hahaha STUPIDER!!!
I LIVE IN TEXAS SO I DON'T DESERVE HOCKEY
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Posted 30 March 2010 - 06:25 PM
Yep. I even grew 4 different pubes the past 2 weeks!Oh, look, Jack. The retarded kid came up with snappy retorts to things we said 2 weeks ago. Isn't he precious.
If I was edumicrated I'd be smrt enough to go to schrool.SWF you are so dumb you are stupider than me........hahaha STUPIDER!!!
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 03:01 PM
Your mom goes to college!
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 03:28 PM
Who do you think you are digging this thread up from the grave? You think you're some kind of necromancer? Huh? What are you- some punk twelve-year-old who still plays Magic Cards and thinks they're cool? Grow up.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $27
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Posted 20 July 2010 - 05:47 PM
Yeah? Well yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a lit cigarette on her floor and she said, "Who turned out the heat?"
"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
US Bill of non-rights
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