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#141 SouthernWingsFan

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Posted 20 July 2010 - 10:40 PM

You're momma's so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history.

#142 55fan

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 08:33 AM

Like you know who your mama is. When you were born she told me she wasn't sure if you were hers.

Money on the board!  Current total: $7

$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster.  +$5 if one scores a hat trick.

+$1 if a GWG.  +$5 if it is a GWG in a series-winning game.+$50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.

$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.

The hamsters names are as follows (current Wings in red)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew (Drew) Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James

 


#143 Hockeytown0001

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 11:18 AM

Your mamma's like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn.

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#144 hillbillywingsfan

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:23 PM

Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
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#145 Hockeytown0001

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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:38 PM

On a good day you could only hope to look like the guy on the left in your signature!

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#146 Rivalred

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 09:58 PM

Your momma is like USA Prime Credit Peggy
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#147 55fan

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:27 AM

You're just jealous cuz Kane told you that his "special moves" were a private thing between you and him.

Money on the board!  Current total: $7

$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster.  +$5 if one scores a hat trick.

+$1 if a GWG.  +$5 if it is a GWG in a series-winning game.+$50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.

$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.

The hamsters names are as follows (current Wings in red)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew (Drew) Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James

 


#148 TheXym

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:23 AM

You're just jealous cuz Kane told you that his "special moves" were a private thing between you and him.


But your momma gave old 20 cent a quarter for his services and is still waiting for her nickel back.
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#149 Hiei

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:59 AM

Yo momma's so fat you have to take a train and 2 buses just to get on her good side.

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#150 55fan

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Posted 20 April 2012 - 01:01 AM

I'll check back when you people have something relatively amusing and intelligent to say.

Money on the board!  Current total: $7

$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster.  +$5 if one scores a hat trick.

+$1 if a GWG.  +$5 if it is a GWG in a series-winning game.+$50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.

$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.

The hamsters names are as follows (current Wings in red)

Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik

Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert

Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan

Andrew (Drew) Patrick Ian Todd

Jordin Damien Gustav James

 





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