You're momma's so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history.
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#141
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 08:33 AM
Like you know who your mama is. When you were born she told me she wasn't sure if you were hers.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $37
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 11:18 AM
Your mamma's like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn.
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:23 PM
Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
I LIVE IN TEXAS SO I DON'T DESERVE HOCKEY
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:38 PM
On a good day you could only hope to look like the guy on the left in your signature!
"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
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Posted 12 April 2012 - 09:58 PM
Your momma is like USA Prime Credit Peggy
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:27 AM
You're just jealous cuz Kane told you that his "special moves" were a private thing between you and him.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $37
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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:23 AM
You're just jealous cuz Kane told you that his "special moves" were a private thing between you and him.
But your momma gave old 20 cent a quarter for his services and is still waiting for her nickel back.
It's pronounced "Zim" not "Exim". Aw heck with it, just call me Scott.
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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:59 AM
Yo momma's so fat you have to take a train and 2 buses just to get on her good side.
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Posted 20 April 2012 - 01:01 AM
I'll check back when you people have something relatively amusing and intelligent to say.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $37
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