You're momma's so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history.
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#141
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 08:33 AM
Like you know who your mama is. When you were born she told me she wasn't sure if you were hers.
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Thanks for a great season, guys. You exceeded expectations and have given us something to look forward to as the long summer approaches.
And next year we get to start in October, like hockey is SUPPOSED to.
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 11:18 AM
Your mamma's like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn.
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"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
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#144
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:23 PM
Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
I LIVE IN TEXAS SO I DON'T DESERVE HOCKEY
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Posted 21 July 2010 - 12:38 PM
On a good day you could only hope to look like the guy on the left in your signature!
"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
US Bill of non-rights
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
US Bill of non-rights
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Posted 12 April 2012 - 09:58 PM
Your momma is like USA Prime Credit Peggy
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:27 AM
You're just jealous cuz Kane told you that his "special moves" were a private thing between you and him.
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Thanks for a great season, guys. You exceeded expectations and have given us something to look forward to as the long summer approaches.
And next year we get to start in October, like hockey is SUPPOSED to.
#148
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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:23 AM
You're just jealous cuz Kane told you that his "special moves" were a private thing between you and him.
But your momma gave old 20 cent a quarter for his services and is still waiting for her nickel back.
It's pronounced "Zim" not "Exim". Aw heck with it, just call me Scott.
#149
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Posted 20 April 2012 - 12:59 AM
Yo momma's so fat you have to take a train and 2 buses just to get on her good side.
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Posted 20 April 2012 - 01:01 AM
I'll check back when you people have something relatively amusing and intelligent to say.
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Thanks for a great season, guys. You exceeded expectations and have given us something to look forward to as the long summer approaches.
And next year we get to start in October, like hockey is SUPPOSED to.
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