A day with Sidney Crosby

[Danny=Badass 1]

So you are forced to spend 24 hours with him. What would you say/do?

I have no idea what I would do.

[Carman 387]

Throw a good party, play some shimmy, use his fame for my gain etc...

[Uncle Danny 155]

I'm going to skip right on past the obvious jokes and rivalries, and say that I'd:

Ask his landlord for an autograph

Ask him for an autograph

Hit a dive pub with him and have him tell me stories from inside the NHL

Ask to see his trophy and awards collection

Ask him to give me a hockey lesson

Tuck him in and say goodnight

Edited February 28, 2010 by Uncle Danny

[Jedi 1,865]

Shouldn't have to say this, but given recent history of just about any thread dealing with Sidney Crosby...

This thread is on a bit of a short leash. Keep your posts on topic, and within forum guidelines please. Thank you.

I would pretty much do what Carman suggested. Throw a huge party, and make sure that everyone who attends knows that I was the one putting it together. Bump up my status, you know?

[Barrie 900]

I'd decline the offer, and ask to spend a day with Zetterberg instead.

[Heroes of Hockeytown 694]

Eat his heart, thereby gaining his power.

[titanium2 867]

I'd decline the offer, and ask to spend a day with Zetterberg instead.

Win.

[miksteri 55]

I agree with Uncle Dammy, ask his landlord for an autograph, then id go home happy.

[titanium2 867]

I'd decline the offer, and ask to spend a day with Zetterberg instead.

Or wait. What if he gets really pushy and creepy and tries to force you to stay with him?

[Broken 16 381]

I'd pretend I was his friend and wipe boogers on his back all day.

[stuck in socal 56]

I would challenge him to a game of washing machine hockey.

[Echolalia 2,961]

i would challenge him to a beard growing contest

[Serapth 3]

Frankly, there aren't actually many hockey players I would actually want to hang out with. I mean, yeah, I respect them for their athletic ability, but as people and role models, nah f***it.

I would rather spend a night chilling with Sean Avery, if only because I could find out what its like to tag Elisha Cuthbert.

Frankly, the number of hockey players that actually seem like, well, interesting people, is a very very very very very short list. That said, in hockeys defense, that list is still infinitely longer than NBA players!

The whole idea of athletes as role models is laughable.

Edited February 28, 2010 by Serapth

[titanium2 867]

Why Sean Avery? I thought Dion Phaneuf is her dude.

If I could speak Russian, the first thing I would look to do is have a conversation with Pavel Datsyuk. "How do you do... the things that you do?"

[Electrophile 3,554]

So you are forced to spend 24 hours with him. What would you say/do?

First, I'd tell him I hate his guts and think he's a whiny brat that doesn't deserve the talent he has, as he doesn't use it maturely. Then, I'd say while I DO think he's talented, he could learn a thing or twelve about being a grown man and it's something he might want to work on.

Then I'd lock him a room for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, only allowing him out to use the bathroom. I'd give him food through the door.

Edited February 28, 2010 by Electrophile

[cjm502 165]

First, I'd tell him I hate his guts and think he's a whiny brat that doesn't deserve the talent he has, as he doesn't use it maturely. Then, I'd say while I DO think he's talented, he could learn a thing or twelve about being a grown man and it's something he might want to work on.

Then I'd lock him a room for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, only allowing him out to use the bathroom. I'd give him food through the door.

That just made my night!

[titanium2 867]

Then I'd lock him a room for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, only allowing him out to use the bathroom. I'd give him food through the door.

You'd allow to use the bathroom? Just give him a bucket.

And give him something like rice cakes to eat.

[Electrophile 3,554]

You'd allow to use the bathroom? Just give him a bucket.

And give him something like rice cakes to eat.

Yes, I'd allow him to use the bathroom. I figure, why be 100% cruel, when I can be 99% cruel. As for the food I'd give him....I'd make sure it wasn't delicious. In other words, I'd make him eat my sister's cooking. Yeesh.

[titanium2 867]

Yes, I'd allow him to use the bathroom. I figure, why be 100% cruel, when I can be 99% cruel. As for the food I'd give him....I'd make sure it wasn't delicious. In other words, I'd make him eat my sister's cooking. Yeesh.

You're quite the generous lady. I would've went for the 100, maybe even 200.

[Electrophile 3,554]

You're quite the generous lady. I would've went for the 100, maybe even 200.

200% cruel would be making him eat MY cooking.

[InKennyWeTrust 126]

I'd do everything in my power to convince him to cut the mustache. Maybe I'd play golf all day and drink beer. I'd get two other people to play along, probably a friend who is a Pittsburgh fan and let the two of them ride in the golf cart together. If he's basically my slave for a day and I'm not going to get any joy out of it, I might as well find someone who would.

[SiLkK19 67]

I'd take him to daycare and chill with Mario after.

[Wings_Toledo 233]

I'd make him watch a 24-hour video montage of Ovechkin highlights.

[Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204]

Ask him for a stick. Go to McDonalds, then toss a rager at Marios house.

[SouthernWingsFan 854]

Go out and buy some costume beards so it looks like he can acutally grow one.