Danny=Badass 1 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 So you are forced to spend 24 hours with him. What would you say/do? I have no idea what I would do. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carman 387 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 Throw a good party, play some shimmy, use his fame for my gain etc... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Danny 155 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) I'm going to skip right on past the obvious jokes and rivalries, and say that I'd: Ask his landlord for an autograph Ask him for an autograph Hit a dive pub with him and have him tell me stories from inside the NHL Ask to see his trophy and awards collection Ask him to give me a hockey lesson Tuck him in and say goodnight Edited February 28, 2010 by Uncle Danny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jedi 1,865 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 Shouldn't have to say this, but given recent history of just about any thread dealing with Sidney Crosby... This thread is on a bit of a short leash. Keep your posts on topic, and within forum guidelines please. Thank you. I would pretty much do what Carman suggested. Throw a huge party, and make sure that everyone who attends knows that I was the one putting it together. Bump up my status, you know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barrie 900 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I'd decline the offer, and ask to spend a day with Zetterberg instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heroes of Hockeytown 694 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 Eat his heart, thereby gaining his power. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I'd decline the offer, and ask to spend a day with Zetterberg instead. Win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miksteri 55 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I agree with Uncle Dammy, ask his landlord for an autograph, then id go home happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I'd decline the offer, and ask to spend a day with Zetterberg instead. Or wait. What if he gets really pushy and creepy and tries to force you to stay with him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broken 16 381 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I'd pretend I was his friend and wipe boogers on his back all day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stuck in socal 56 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I would challenge him to a game of washing machine hockey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Echolalia 2,961 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 i would challenge him to a beard growing contest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serapth 3 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) Frankly, there aren't actually many hockey players I would actually want to hang out with. I mean, yeah, I respect them for their athletic ability, but as people and role models, nah f***it. I would rather spend a night chilling with Sean Avery, if only because I could find out what its like to tag Elisha Cuthbert. Frankly, the number of hockey players that actually seem like, well, interesting people, is a very very very very very short list. That said, in hockeys defense, that list is still infinitely longer than NBA players! The whole idea of athletes as role models is laughable. Edited February 28, 2010 by Serapth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 Why Sean Avery? I thought Dion Phaneuf is her dude. If I could speak Russian, the first thing I would look to do is have a conversation with Pavel Datsyuk. "How do you do... the things that you do?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) So you are forced to spend 24 hours with him. What would you say/do? First, I'd tell him I hate his guts and think he's a whiny brat that doesn't deserve the talent he has, as he doesn't use it maturely. Then, I'd say while I DO think he's talented, he could learn a thing or twelve about being a grown man and it's something he might want to work on. Then I'd lock him a room for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, only allowing him out to use the bathroom. I'd give him food through the door. Edited February 28, 2010 by Electrophile Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjm502 165 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 First, I'd tell him I hate his guts and think he's a whiny brat that doesn't deserve the talent he has, as he doesn't use it maturely. Then, I'd say while I DO think he's talented, he could learn a thing or twelve about being a grown man and it's something he might want to work on. Then I'd lock him a room for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, only allowing him out to use the bathroom. I'd give him food through the door. That just made my night! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 Then I'd lock him a room for the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day, only allowing him out to use the bathroom. I'd give him food through the door. You'd allow to use the bathroom? Just give him a bucket. And give him something like rice cakes to eat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 You'd allow to use the bathroom? Just give him a bucket. And give him something like rice cakes to eat. Yes, I'd allow him to use the bathroom. I figure, why be 100% cruel, when I can be 99% cruel. As for the food I'd give him....I'd make sure it wasn't delicious. In other words, I'd make him eat my sister's cooking. Yeesh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 Yes, I'd allow him to use the bathroom. I figure, why be 100% cruel, when I can be 99% cruel. As for the food I'd give him....I'd make sure it wasn't delicious. In other words, I'd make him eat my sister's cooking. Yeesh. You're quite the generous lady. I would've went for the 100, maybe even 200. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Electrophile 3,554 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 You're quite the generous lady. I would've went for the 100, maybe even 200. 200% cruel would be making him eat MY cooking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InKennyWeTrust 126 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I'd do everything in my power to convince him to cut the mustache. Maybe I'd play golf all day and drink beer. I'd get two other people to play along, probably a friend who is a Pittsburgh fan and let the two of them ride in the golf cart together. If he's basically my slave for a day and I'm not going to get any joy out of it, I might as well find someone who would. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SiLkK19 67 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I'd take him to daycare and chill with Mario after. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings_Toledo 233 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 I'd make him watch a 24-hour video montage of Ovechkin highlights. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 Ask him for a stick. Go to McDonalds, then toss a rager at Marios house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SouthernWingsFan 854 Report post Posted February 28, 2010 Go out and buy some costume beards so it looks like he can acutally grow one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites