Too funny. I know everyone hates him, but he's good for the NHL. Even the friggin Penguins play by play guys started laughing
Sean Avery: Classic.
#1
Posted 06 March 2010 - 05:27 PM
Too funny. I know everyone hates him, but he's good for the NHL. Even the friggin Penguins play by play guys started laughing
Brian McGrattan 2013. Get it done Kenny.
#3
Posted 06 March 2010 - 05:38 PM
#4
Posted 06 March 2010 - 05:42 PM
#5
Posted 06 March 2010 - 08:09 PM
Too funny. I know everyone hates him, but he's good for the NHL. Even the friggin Penguins play by play guys started laughing
I think this happened after Crosby got pushed down (barely) and acted and looked like someone had stabbed him. Of course he got the call. And there he is, picking himself up off the ice with obviously his very last breath, while Lundquist skates up to him (it happened behind his goal) and probably says something very much like, "Quit your stupid-ass diving, Crosby". And yeah I made that up but the whole hockey world knows it had to be something like that.
And yes, you had to be there to see the anguished look on Crosby's face as he lay twitching on the ice.
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#6
Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:02 PM
#7
Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:13 PM




#8
Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:22 PM
"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
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"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
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#9
Posted 06 March 2010 - 10:24 PM
#10
Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:36 AM
#11
Posted 07 March 2010 - 01:02 AM
I love him and i wish he was still with the wings, he would still be the same player on the ice, but none of the off ice s*** would happen if he was here.
That's a fairly bold claim. Also, note that he was traded away because Holland did not think he had sufficient respect for the game---and remember that the Stars let him go in part because his teammates didn't want him around.
He's a douchebag.
#12
Posted 07 March 2010 - 01:29 AM
#13
Posted 07 March 2010 - 02:08 AM
Got to love Sean Avery. I don't care too much for his off-ice antics, but the way he gets in the opponents' heads is priceless. When he waved his stick in Brodeur's face instead of screening him, that was epic, I wish I had thought of that when I played.
That pretty much sums up how I feel. He's too funny on ice, but off ice, he's a ****.
#14
Posted 07 March 2010 - 03:15 AM
I love him and i wish he was still with the wings, he would still be the same player on the ice, but none of the off ice s*** would happen if he was here.
Well if you want him here, you better never say that around him. Me thinks he likes getting with hot movie stars.
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#15
Posted 07 March 2010 - 03:21 AM
#16
Posted 07 March 2010 - 10:18 AM
"All done? Five bucks." - Pavel Datsyuk after an interview
"Very few cities in the NHL have the history or the following of the Detroit Red Wings." - Steve Yzerman
"Firearms stand next in importance to the Constitution itself. They are the American people’s liberty teeth and keystone under independence." - George Washington
"Suck my machine gun." - Ted Nugent responding to British pansy Piers Morgan whining for gun control
US Bill of non-rights
#17
Posted 07 March 2010 - 10:43 AM
I don't think there was a more classic Shanny moment than back in the '02 finals, where he was in the penalty box and taunted a female Hurricanes fan with hairy armpits
that was one of the funniest Shanny moments.. ever. I will never forget it and laugh about it still.
This clip was funnier than most, because he's picking on the Penguins - who make me
My favorite Avery clip was the one where he skated behind Georges Laraque and said, "You can't handle me, Georges..." in his snotty little rookie voice. Laraque was so stunned he just stared at Avery like he was a smushed bug. Lucky Sean!!
Of course, it's hard to beat the Fatso encounters.
I guess I still like the guy in hockey. We don't have many characters left.
#18
Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:12 PM
Babcock is lazy and he sucks!
#19
Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:16 PM
#20
Posted 07 March 2010 - 12:17 PM
NEED VIDEO!!!I don't think there was a more classic Shanny moment than back in the '02 finals, where he was in the penalty box and taunted a female Hurricanes fan with hairy armpits
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