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#1 hillbillywingsfan

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 01:26 PM

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"The water utility in Edmonton, EPCOR, published the most incredible graph of water consumption last week. By now you’ve probably heard that up to 80% of Canadians were watching last Sunday’s gold medal Olympic hockey game. So I guess it stands to reason that they’d all go pee between periods.

But still—the degree to which the water consumption matches with the key breaks in the hockey game is stunning."
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 01:28 PM

If Canada had lost, all those people would be taking a number 2 instead of a number 1.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 01:33 PM

That is hilarious :yowza:
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 01:41 PM

If Canada had lost, all those people would be taking a number 2 instead of a number 1.

:lol:

Alot of washing machines would've been running at the same time.

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#5 hillbillywingsfan

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 03:51 PM

come on canadian brothers...if us americans can post in a thread asking how many US players would have made the canadian team you can sure post in the "What If Everybody in Canada Flushed At Once?" Thread=)
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:36 PM

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 04:53 PM

C'mon Canada! Pee in shifts! :P

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:09 PM

As a Canadian, all I can say is "Too funny!"

Also I'm wondering, what was the 20% of the population doing during the game? What else was there to do that Sunday? The entire country shut down! Maybe the 20% was working and couldn't get to a TV?

I guess I shouldn't talk, I didn't watch the first USA-Canada game, I was at the movies. At least I was getting text messages.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:14 PM

To answer the question........what are we talking here, 15...20 toilets, tops? So....nothing.

Just kidding, Canadians.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 06:51 PM

If Canada had lost, all those people would be taking a number 2 instead of a number 1.

:lol:

We knew that it would never happen.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 07:38 PM

We knew that it would never happen.


I think your pants would say otherwise.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 08:01 PM

To answer the question........what are we talking here, 15...20 toilets, tops? So....nothing.

Just kidding, Canadians.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 10:07 PM

Bottled water sales would skyrocket as all the drinking water would be gone.

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Posted 11 March 2010 - 11:36 PM

Doesn't surprise me.

When the television was first becoming popular, the sewer lines busted because people were all going to the bathroom at the same time.

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#15 hillbillywingsfan

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:25 AM

Doesn't surprise me.

When the television was first becoming popular, the sewer lines busted because people were all going to the bathroom at the same time.


what was it like when we first got electricity Doc? :lol:
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 02:47 PM

haha, that's awesome

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Posted 12 March 2010 - 08:54 PM

As a Canadian, all I can say is "Too funny!"

Also I'm wondering, what was the 20% of the population doing during the game? What else was there to do that Sunday? The entire country shut down! Maybe the 20% was working and couldn't get to a TV?

I guess I shouldn't talk, I didn't watch the first USA-Canada game, I was at the movies. At least I was getting text messages.


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Posted 12 March 2010 - 09:05 PM

I think this proves pants down Canada is the ultimate hockey country. :hehe:
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Posted 12 March 2010 - 10:34 PM







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