Fun Phoenix Coyotes Theory
#1
Posted 22 March 2010 - 10:00 PM
From a Gary Betman sell the game to the people of Phoenix stand point could you see Gary and his good old boys hoping that the NHL owned Coyotes would face the crowd drawing Red Wings for the 1st round of the playoffs?
Wouldnt it be interesting if either of these teams had a "weird" call for or against them in the last game of the season that matched these 2 teams up in the standings as playoff contenders? hmmmmmmm
Im not saying there is anything going on but you know what I mean? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#3
Posted 22 March 2010 - 10:11 PM
Of course, I could get off my lame rear and do something.
#4
Posted 22 March 2010 - 10:19 PM
I hope they win the cup so we can hear Bettman congratulate himself while he presents the cup.
Edited by Statts, 22 March 2010 - 10:22 PM.
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#5
Posted 22 March 2010 - 11:47 PM
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#6
Posted 22 March 2010 - 11:50 PM
ONLY half? That would be more embarrassing for the Wings.I think it would be more of an embarrassment considering the half of Jobing.com would be filled with Wings fans.
I hope they win the cup so we can hear Bettman congratulate himself while he presents the cup.
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#7
Posted 23 March 2010 - 06:31 AM
Also Wings Yotes would be a fun match-up though
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#8
Posted 23 March 2010 - 11:41 AM
i think, therefore i'm rare.
#9
Posted 23 March 2010 - 12:19 PM
#10
Posted 23 March 2010 - 12:28 PM
I think it would be more of an embarrassment considering the half of Jobing.com would be filled with Wings fans.
I hope they win the cup so we can hear Bettman congratulate himself while he presents the cup.
so what you're saying is Jobing.com arena will still only be half full when the wings go there?
that's average attendance for their games.
just wondering...did anyone catch Don Cherry's rant on Saturday's Coach's Corner?
he was talking about how the coyotes were terrible last year and drew 15,000 fans per game, and this year they are challenging for 1st in the west and draw 9,000...i love the part whre he said they should be back in Winnipeg. probably won't happen, but regardless they probably won't be in phoenix or wherever they moved to much longer.
Wings need some Ryan Pulock in the 1st round, a goal scorer in the 2nd round and rounds 3-7 all guys 6'4 or bigger. Please sign Dekeyser to play with Smith. <--Dekeyser signed, Paired next year. Mark your calendars.
Tootoo needs a partner in crime that plays like him on the other side of Helm. Oh hey, we have Mitchell Callahan. Problem solved.
Cleary....
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#11
Posted 23 March 2010 - 12:37 PM
#12
Posted 23 March 2010 - 12:37 PM
Bettman's an Illuminati, Shane Doan is the chosen one, Crosby's a ruse!
Is that you Dan Brown?
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#13
Posted 23 March 2010 - 12:42 PM
(sings) "i've got a theory...it could be bunnies"
Sweet buffy reference.
#14
Posted 23 March 2010 - 01:03 PM
i knew at least one person had to get it!!Sweet buffy reference.
seriously, though...its bunnies. or maybe hudler...
(all jokes aside, i am sorta oliver stone-y about gary and "project: phoenix rising". i do remember thinking at the beginning of the season that it would be "convenient" for them to have a record season, given how everything shook out. if they win the cup after 4 game 7's, don't act shocked!! and sorry to hijoke your thread, OP)
EDIT: THIS IS WHY JOKES GET REWRITTEN!!!
it seems my buffy reference was not unrelated after all...see up there where i said "or maybe hudler"? the lyric is actually "or maybe midgets", which could also mean gary bettman! so there you go...it is true, and gary is behind it! you just can't see him behind it, cause its written in 3 ft tall letters!!
Edited by deetroit dario, 23 March 2010 - 01:09 PM.
i think, therefore i'm rare.
#15
Posted 23 March 2010 - 05:04 PM
Edited by puffy, 23 March 2010 - 06:30 PM.
#16
Posted 23 March 2010 - 06:04 PM
#17
Posted 23 March 2010 - 06:18 PM
The NHL is actually way smarter than we think. They bought the Coyotes when they were the worst franchise in the league, knowing that they'd be due for a breakout this year. So now they're going to sell them at the peak of their value.
#18
Posted 23 March 2010 - 06:36 PM
Here's my crazy theory:
The NHL is actually way smarter than we think. They bought the Coyotes when they were the worst franchise in the league, knowing that they'd be due for a breakout this year. So now they're going to sell them at the peak of their value.
i don't think that anyone will think they are more valuable just because they won more games... they might need to sell tickets for anyone to want to buy them
#19
Posted 23 March 2010 - 09:36 PM
ONLY half? That would be more embarrassing for the Wings.
haHA!
I remember Gretzky blowing a gasket over a couple rambunctious Wings' fans behind his bench in Phoenix. That was classic
#20
Posted 24 March 2010 - 11:31 AM
My Coyotes theory is that there is no conspiracy, Gretzky was a s***ty coach, Tippet is a good coach.
Imma let you finish, and your cap numbers are all good and all that, but imma let Kenny figure it out. Kenny's cap numbers were the best cap numbers this year.
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