Which NHLer would you like to punch in the face?

[dropkickshanahans 463]

I don't see Tootoo on the list, so Cooke is my only option I guess. Hate that f*****.

[MulesWillFly93 199]

I don't see Tootoo on the list, so Cooke is my only option I guess. Hate that f*****.

Can I say that you, sir, have the most awesome screen name ever? That is all.

[Theophany 110]

Had to choose Milbury.

He gives retards a bad name.

[TheDetroitRedWings 286]

Crosby by far. I would go for broke if given the chance. That would be sooo satisfying!

[Barrie 900]

I know it's just players, but how about Pierre McGuire? I would have voted for him.

[Electrophile 3,554]

I know it's just players, but how about Pierre McGuire? I would have voted for him.

Well, if we're going to go down the non-players route, to Pierre McGuire I would add Dan O'Halloran, Gary Bettman and Kerry Fraser. O'Halloran because he's a jackass, Bettman because he's a sniveling turd and Fraser because of the games he effed up in the late 90s between the Wings and Avs. He was the ref on the ice during the Lemieux-Draper incident in '96 I believe, and took his sweet precious time sending LePuke to the penalty box. I mean, it's not like Kris was bleeding heavily in front of our bench or anything.

Edited April 22, 2010 by Electrophile

[Bring Back The Bruise Bros 1,029]

Crosby by far. I would go for broke if given the chance. That would be sooo satisfying!

Crosby

Clutterbuck

Avery

Ott

Cooke

Burrows

Perry

Iginla

Kunitz

Malkin

Kaleta

[Drake_Marcus 890]

Drake I'm sure you're an intelligent person.

Please reread.

Thank you and come again.

You wrote that? Sometimes I skim your posts because I know what you're trying to do with them.

Crosby

Clutterbuck

Avery

Ott

Cooke

Burrows

Perry

Iginla

Kunitz

Malkin

Kaleta

I dunno man, some of those guys could probably woop your ass (no offense-- I'm assuming you're not a fighter). I can't argue against those choices, though, I just wouldn't want to be the guy swinging at them.

[Bring Back The Bruise Bros 1,029]

You wrote that? Sometimes I skim your posts because I know what you're trying to do with them.

I dunno man, some of those guys could probably woop your ass (no offense-- I'm assuming you're not a fighter). I can't argue against those choices, though, I just wouldn't want to be the guy swinging at them.

I wouldn't wanna f*** with Iginla lol.My #1 choice has to be Crosby hands down.He needs a shiner.BAD.

[Detroit # 1 Fan 2,204]

Ott, Perry, Cooke. All the agiatators that run there mouths and cheap shot people, and dive like swimmers. Got no time for them.

[MCleveland89 122]

I lol'd. Hard.

Oh, and Crosby.

I dunno why some people pick Avery. I think he's hilarious. He's like the troll of the NHL. There should be a trophy for ice-trolling and he'd win it every year. I want to buy that man a beer. Hahaha

*******. Hilarious.

Colby Armstrong (-1%, 3 Votes)

He has 3 votes but a negative percentage? How does that happen?

[titanium2 867]

I dunno why some people pick Avery. I think he's hilarious. He's like the troll of the NHL. There should be a trophy for ice-trolling and he'd win it every year. I want to buy that man a beer. Hahaha

I think this was his funniest moment.

[dropkickshanahans 463]

Can I say that you, sir, have the most awesome screen name ever? That is all.

You certainly can thanks

[Drake_Marcus 890]

I wouldn't wanna f*** with Iginla lol.My #1 choice has to be Crosby hands down.He needs a shiner.BAD.

Do it man. We can hang out in Cole Harbour this summer and wait for him to walk by.

[Guest EZBAKETHAGANGSTA]

If that means punched in a face in civil I'd say no one as I generally don't "hate" any player. They're only players and you don't judge them as human beings based on what they do on the ice. If you wanna judge them as human beings, then you need to look what they've done off-ice. And I don't think many of us really know what players do in civil. To hate some player because he scores a goal against your team, plays nasty or something like that is just stupid. They can be totally different guys in real life. Hockey is just a game.

It's a different thing if that means punched in a face in a hockey fight or something like that because that's part of the game and players usually agree to fight the other players. Hoping for player X to get hit by a bus etc. is always related to civil life, not the game on ice and therefore it's pretty weird too.

Also, if a player sucks and doesn't play as you like, it's totally stupid to start hating him because of that. It's also funny to see hate towards players who are overpaid. The GM offers a contract to Brian Campbell and he agrees to it (wouldn't you?) and suddenly all the fans hate the player - and usually the person too even though they've probably never even met him - because his cap hit is too big.

Hockey is just a game people.

+1

Gotta love how you're a negative on that post, despite LGW's "Class and Grace" obsession. Hypocrites...

[TimmyJoMoFo 1]

Chris Pronger hands down... Ive always hated him since back in his St. Louis days. Such a ******. He is also probably the only player that would cause me to lose some faith and trust in the Wings if they ever signed him.

[Guest screwdahawks]

Well, if we're going to go down the non-players route, to Pierre McGuire I would add Dan O'Halloran, Gary Bettman and Kerry Fraser. O'Halloran because he's a jackass, Bettman because he's a sniveling turd and Fraser because of the games he effed up in the late 90s between the Wings and Avs. He was the ref on the ice during the Lemieux-Draper incident in '96 I believe, and took his sweet precious time sending LePuke to the penalty box. I mean, it's not like Kris was bleeding heavily in front of our bench or anything.

Well if we're going off the board then it has to be that pedophile Bettman and right behind him is that ******* Colin Cambell.

[13dangledangle 957]

Michael Samuelsson...but I voted for Crosby, its also to bad Big Bert is 3rd I thought Cooke would be higher then him

[Finnish Wing 110]

+1

Gotta love how you're a negative on that post, despite LGW's "Class and Grace" obsession. Hypocrites...

Sorry, I just don't understand what these players have done to these fans personally. I mean if this is just a joke, than yeah, very funny. But the fact is that some fans would like Sidney Crosby to get hit by a bus for real.

[Hockeytown0001 7,652]

Matt Cooke.

[Bring Back The Bruise Bros 1,029]

Do it man. We can hang out in Cole Harbour this summer and wait for him to walk by.

sounds like a plan.Hopefully he doesn't walk around with his windshield on,i'm not interested in breaking my hand.

[The Secret 304]

Sean Avery

[55fan 5,133]

I clicked Lemeiux, but if I had one for each fist, I'd go Pronger. Douchecanoe.

I don't get the wanting to punch Sidney. It's not like he has actually hurt anyone. Or could if he tried. Save the punches for real pricks- you only get one vote. For Crosby, steal his My Little Pony lunchbox or something.

[titanium2 867]

I don't get the wanting to punch Sidney. It's not like he has actually hurt anyone. Or could if he tried. Save the punches for real pricks- you only get one vote. For Crosby, steal his My Little Pony lunchbox or something.

I'd like to see an honest pie chart of where the hate comes from. How much of it is jealousy? How much of it is because he has the demeanor of a huge ******? How much of it is because of his apparent sense of entitlement?

[Kronthewall55 14]

mikeal sameulsson hands down. look at that rat face and tell me you don't want to smack it with a newspaper or at the very least punch it in the face.