Mickey 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) I don't know if someone mentioned this one.... but he called the sharks first goal "sassy". When you refer to anything as "sassy" or "saucy", you need to turn in your man card and start announcing figure skating. VS SUCKS! And so did the refs for that matter..... Edited May 3, 2010 by Mickey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Finnish Wing 110 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 He also talked about secondary and firstdary scoring. Dunno if that's even a word. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimace1970 81 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 Holmstrom is evidently a "crease lizard". That sounds vaguely naughty. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwinger4747 6 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 "The Sharks have had plenty of secondary scoring, now they need more FIRSTDARY scoring." Umm you mean PRIMARY?! What an *******. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mitchmac33 103 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 apparently, according to the announcers, todd bertuzzi got fingered on the bench today Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MulesWillFly93 199 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 (edited) You know, I was going to come in here and talk trash about the guy, but after reading this thread, he's actually pretty hilarious. He makes my blood boil while he's announcing, but I come in here and read back over his spectubular commentatorating all at once, I lol. (edit: plus, I can't talk either, so who am I to judge? hurrr...) Edited May 3, 2010 by MulesWillFly93 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Supface 53 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 he's just trying to give hockey viewers more culture and class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 315 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 I guess an elephantine glove save is like a mastodonic pad save, only smaller and less hairy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crotty99 302 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 This thread is win. Imagine a conversation with Pierre and "Razor" Pierre: So you see Datsyuk get's a burst of wind, right.....there! Reaugh: Yea Pierre, it was a mastodonic burst of wind, helping the wings put up a nice piece of firstdary scoring. Pierre: He used a long stick as well...I like that (creepy laugh) Reugh: Sassy, sassy play. Pavel's obviously been to Rahmani cos there's no optical deficiencies in his game. 1 Jenny reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimace1970 81 Report post Posted May 3, 2010 This thread is win. Imagine a conversation with Pierre and "Razor" Pierre: So you see Datsyuk get's a burst of wind, right.....there! Reaugh: Yea Pierre, it was a mastodonic burst of wind, helping the wings put up a nice piece of firstdary scoring. Pierre: He used a long stick as well...I like that (creepy laugh) Reugh: Sassy, sassy play. Pavel's obviously been to Rahmani cos there's no optical deficiencies in his game. OMG! +100! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
