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#21 Travis

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 01:25 PM

Hello, this guy claims to be a former hockey player? Could you maybe come up with a hockey reference instead of stupid show fake basketball reference?

That's how it applies.


I would say the application is pretty universal. At this point the Harlem Globetrotters are a pop culture reference.

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#22 VladyIBELIEVE16

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Posted 30 April 2010 - 01:26 PM

At this point anything out of that man's mouth is atrocious and doesn't belong in hockey commentary. He sounds like an utter tool.
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#23 grimace1970

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 09:20 PM

Holmstrom had his DNA all over that goal.
That was a saucy little glove grab.

#24 grimace1970

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 09:31 PM

I actually like this one: "They're living up to what their lips have spouted".

AHAHAHA!

...spring that "patchulous" area of ice! Drain it!

#25 acidroach420

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 09:35 PM

"that was a elephantonic glove save"

#26 Mickey

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 09:50 PM

I don't know if someone mentioned this one....

but he called the sharks first goal "sassy". When you refer to anything as "sassy" or "saucy", you need to turn in your man card and start announcing figure skating.

VS SUCKS! And so did the refs for that matter.....

Edited by Mickey, 02 May 2010 - 09:50 PM.


#27 Finnish Wing

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 09:56 PM

He also talked about secondary and firstdary scoring. Dunno if that's even a word.
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#28 grimace1970

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 09:57 PM

Holmstrom is evidently a "crease lizard". That sounds vaguely naughty.

#29 redwinger4747

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 10:03 PM

"The Sharks have had plenty of secondary scoring, now they need more FIRSTDARY scoring." Umm you mean PRIMARY?! What an *******.

....#5 is next. Yzerman & Lidstrom = Gods.

#30 Mitchmac33

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 10:17 PM

apparently, according to the announcers, todd bertuzzi got fingered on the bench today

#31 MulesWillFly93

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Posted 02 May 2010 - 10:46 PM

You know, I was going to come in here and talk trash about the guy, but after reading this thread, he's actually pretty hilarious. He makes my blood boil while he's announcing, but I come in here and read back over his spectubular commentatorating all at once, I lol.

(edit: plus, I can't talk either, so who am I to judge? hurrr...)

Edited by MulesWillFly93, 02 May 2010 - 10:48 PM.

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 01:42 AM

he's just trying to give hockey viewers more culture and class.

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#33 Jenny

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 05:58 AM

I guess an elephantine glove save is like a mastodonic pad save, only smaller and less hairy?

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 06:45 AM

This thread is win.

Imagine a conversation with Pierre and "Razor"

Pierre: So you see Datsyuk get's a burst of wind, right.....there!

Reaugh: Yea Pierre, it was a mastodonic burst of wind, helping the wings put up a nice piece of firstdary scoring.

Pierre: He used a long stick as well...I like that (creepy laugh)

Reugh: Sassy, sassy play. Pavel's obviously been to Rahmani cos there's no optical deficiencies in his game.

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#35 grimace1970

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Posted 03 May 2010 - 11:23 AM

This thread is win.

Imagine a conversation with Pierre and "Razor"

Pierre: So you see Datsyuk get's a burst of wind, right.....there!

Reaugh: Yea Pierre, it was a mastodonic burst of wind, helping the wings put up a nice piece of firstdary scoring.

Pierre: He used a long stick as well...I like that (creepy laugh)

Reugh: Sassy, sassy play. Pavel's obviously been to Rahmani cos there's no optical deficiencies in his game.


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