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#421 Electrophile

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:51 PM

If you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by someone else? That's not self-help, that's help. Besides, if you did it yourself, you didn't need help.



Here's some bumper stickers I'd like to see:
  • We are the proud parents of a child whose self esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.
  • We are the proud parents of a child who has resisted his teachers' attempts to break his spirit and bend him to the will of his corporate masters.
  • We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet.
  • We have a son in public school who hasn't shot any of his classmates yet. But he does sell drugs to your honor student. Plus he knocked up your daughter.
  • We are the embarrassed parents of a cross-eyed little nit-wit who at the age of ten not only continues to wet the bed but also s***s on the school bus.

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#422 Vladifan

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:51 PM

Ok who the hell rated this thread poorly? That can't be good juju.


Pee on that. This thread should be required watching for all Red Wings' players. :deal:

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#423 titanium2

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:52 PM

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#424 esteef

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:53 PM

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#425 55fan

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:53 PM

Love those stickers, Beth!

Add to the list: My child is an honor student because he'sf****** his teacher.

#426 titanium2

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#427 55fan

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:54 PM

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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"The Wings haven't won a Cup without Darren McCarty since 1955."

#429 McAwesome

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:54 PM

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Hey Karen, I think I posted that exact same quote in here yesterday. That's twice in the same thread that's happened, crazy.

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#430 PenaltyShot 96

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:55 PM

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#431 Electrophile

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:55 PM

Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds sing so ***? Why do lovers await the break of day? Why do we fall in love?

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#432 titanium2

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#433 esteef

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:56 PM

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"The Wings haven't won a Cup without Darren McCarty since 1955."

#434 titanium2

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:57 PM

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#435 Vladifan

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:58 PM

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"Ya see, Pierre....we start with this little black round thing. It's made out of really hard material. Then there's this...uh...ref, and he drops it between two opposing players..."

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

 
 
 


#436 titanium2

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#437 Blaayze

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:58 PM

MOREf****** RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

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#438 titanium2

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 03:59 PM

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#439 adtthosa

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:00 PM

Go Wings! These two games at the Joe will be exactly what we need.

#440 Hossa4Life

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Posted 04 May 2010 - 04:00 PM

go wings

But I must be off, I have some jerking off to do. Oh btw I like to consider myself extremely attractive and am proud of myself for being your intellectual superior as I am going to UofM next year, and I am a better hockey player than Crosby.

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