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Which team's fans are most deserving of a good Tasing?

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Out of that list I gotta say Red Sox. Cowboys' fans are perennial favorites, but I've grown so sick of the Red Sox. Especially their idea that they are the 'anti-Yankees' when in all actuality - they run their team the exact same way.

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baseball = yankees fans

football = patriot fans

nba = lakers fans

nhl = pittsburgh fans

you guys see the pattern? it's all the teams with the most bandwagon fans.

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After what a small horde of nasty Dallas Stars fans put my sister through (following a game in which the Sharks lost, no less, and she's small, sweet and wouldn't offend anyone, the cowardly f***s), they remain my most desired fanbase to personally tase. And tase. And tase.

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I'm a little surprised any type of Philly fan didn't make the list. From personal experience they get my vote. (except for Green Man of course :P )

Phillies fans themselves are the reason for the poll.

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Pittsburgh, but only if we can tase the players too. That would show Crosby what it really takes to flop around on the ice. :P

Make it a charitable event/drive. "Tase The Pens To Stamp Out Cancer" or something like that. All the players line up and we give sick kids or their parents taser guns and for $10 a pop, they can tase the player of their choice. Everyone else can do it for $25 a pop. The money gets collected in a huge oil drum (because demand will be that high) and then at the end of the day, the cash is divvied up to local hospitals.

Crosby can take a few shots to the yambag for some sick kids, right?

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Make it a charitable event/drive. "Tase The Pens To Stamp Out Cancer" or something like that. All the players line up and we give sick kids or their parents taser guns and for $10 a pop, they can tase the player of their choice. Everyone else can do it for $25 a pop. The money gets collected in a huge oil drum (because demand will be that high) and then at the end of the day, the cash is divvied up to local hospitals.

Crosby can take a few shots to the yambag for some sick kids, right?

That's a good one! Maybe they could also have instead of the Dunk Tank, the DRunk Tank, where once you throw a ball on target a player gets dropped into a drunk tank full of their opponent's fans. Crosby in a the tank with a bunch of drunk Philly fans would be a good start.

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That's a good one! Maybe they could also have instead of the Dunk Tank, the DRunk Tank, where once you throw a ball on target a player gets dropped into a drunk tank full of their opponent's fans. Crosby in a the tank with a bunch of drunk Philly fans would be a good start.

Thumbs up to both ideas. :thumbup::thumbup: There is money to be made here (for charity of course ;) )

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