Worst Hockey Team Name Ever?
#41
Posted 17 May 2010 - 03:11 AM

#42
Posted 17 May 2010 - 04:49 AM
I like Canadiens. It is very classy, in my opinion. It is far better than Ducks, Avalanche, Penguins, or Wild. Those have to be some of the worst names in all of North American pro sports.
Yeah, it's better than the ones you mentioned, but I agree with The Nephilim that the Canadiens, as well as the Canucks, aren't the most creative names ever. I can't imagine naming a team the Americans...it'd be like, well yeah, we kind of got that already from the fact that they play in an American city... I'm used to both now, though, and they don't bother me like the friggin' Wild or Avalanche or any of the non-count noun teams do (although none of them are quite as lame as the Miami Heat or the Utah Jazz, in my opinion).
We used to have a minor league (can't remember what league) hockey team called the San Diego Gulls...add that one to the list of "lame bird names" along with the Ducks and Penguins. That's not quite as lame as the Long Beach Ice Dogs, though...
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#43
Posted 17 May 2010 - 09:59 AM

"In-a da crease... outta da crease... in-a da crease... outta da crease!!!"
#44
Posted 17 May 2010 - 11:50 AM
I guess Transylvania would have to think twice before naming a team the Counts.How about the old UHL team the Port Huron Flags... As one person put it "Why would anyone pick a name where you can remove one letter and it becomes a slur?!?!?!"
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#45
Posted 17 May 2010 - 11:54 AM
I guess Transylvania would have to think twice before naming a team the Counts.
Ha ha ha!
#46
Posted 17 May 2010 - 11:56 AM
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#48
Posted 17 May 2010 - 12:22 PM
I think The Wayne Jetskis, my intramural team has that beat
a few years back i played in a beer league on the master baiters. we took alot of shots.
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Tootoo needs a partner in crime that plays like him on the other side of Helm. Oh hey, we have Mitchell Callahan. Problem solved.
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#49
Posted 17 May 2010 - 12:53 PM
The Kane Loose Change
The Cooknee Braces
The Perry Visors
The Lemieux Dufi
The Pronger Sasquatch
The Semin Bongos
Yzerman Captains
Lidstrom Supermen
Zetterberg Fiveonthrees
Datsyuk Houdinis
I don't know I'm sure you guys can come up with better names.
a few years back i played in a beer league on the master baiters. we took alot of shots.
More shots to the face than Jenna Jameson?
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