titanium2 867 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Definitely Pronger. Not even a doubt in my mind. I'd love to have him on the team. He might be able to really help out Ericsson and Kindl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Branton87 77 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Avery because the things he does are hilarious. 3 MCleveland89, Konnan511 and redwingsgirlie reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Z Winged Dangler 2,082 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Salary not an issue? Who wouldn't sign Pronger then? i definately would not! he's overrated. if he was in a wings jersey, his penalty totals would be at what they should be...about 15 minutes a game. his douchiness is unbearable. and red is not his colour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_redwing 495 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Avery cos he does funny s***. 3 Konnan511, redwingsgirlie and Branton87 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesusberg 1,256 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Pronger by a landslide. If you're going to pick a ******, pick the most talented one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 The 2010 All-****** First Team Avery-C-Word-Burrows Pronger-Jovanovski Anybody got a second team in mind? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wings_Fan_In_Exile 3 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Despite the massive hate I have held against Pronger in the past, he is still a dominant player. In a cap free world I'd say yes in a heartbeat. I do wonder how he is in locker rooms though. I voted Pronger, but would love Carcillo in Detroit. I've liked him since his Phoenix days. The 2010 All-****** First Team Avery-C-Word-Burrows Pronger-Jovanovski Anybody got a second team in mind? I'm surprised more of them aren't in pink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HankthaTank 1,100 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) The 2010 All-****** First Team Avery-C-Word-Burrows Pronger-Jovanovski Anybody got a second team in mind? 2nd team- Carcillo-Joey T-Kane (recently excelling in douchery..see mullet) Ginger Campbell-Phaneuf (could be a first liner) Edited June 8, 2010 by HankthaTank Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceMunkee 15 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 The smart choice is Pronger but I love Carcillo! My vote for Danny. 2nd team- Carcillo-Joey T-Kane (recently excelling in douchery..see mullet) Ginger Campbell-Phaneuf (could be a first liner) Mullet w/ steps! He has vanilla Ice steps in his hair. Do you think Toews ever wants to just punch him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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IceMunkee 15 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 After watching the two videos I want Avery. So much fun! Can we just sign all the D-bags? Pronger, Carcillo and Avery? Or is that a D Bag overdose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 I voted 22 just to get those friggin whistles away from the Nashville fans. Then they can just blow each other and leave us in peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
esteef 2,679 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) esteef Edited June 8, 2010 by esteef Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GMRwings1983 8,793 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Avery. He'll bring some hot celebs with him, which we haven't had since the days "dreamy" Anna Kournikova used to sit at the JLA press box. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
titanium2 867 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Avery. He'll bring some hot celebs with him, which we haven't had since the days "dreamy" Anna Kournikova used to sit at the JLA press box. Still don't understand what's so appealing about him to the womens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
55fan 5,133 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Still don't understand what's so appealing about him to the womens. Me neither, and I'm a womens. 1 redwingsgirlie reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MCleveland89 122 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Sean Avery for the sheer entertainment factor. I can't stand Pronger or Carcillo and they are exactly why I don't want the Flyers to take the cup. Avery might be a ******, but at least he's funny. Pronger is just a puck stealer and Carcillo is a severe handicap to the team with all the stupid penalties he takes. Tootoo doesn't bother me as much. The whistles are ******* annoying more than anything about him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HankthaTank 1,100 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Pronger is just a puck stealer Still hilarious though... "They belong in the garbage" Classic 1 Original-Six reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ogreslayer 1,069 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) Let's see...Bringing in a former Norris Trophy winner that Wings fans just absolutely loathe? Would that ever work? I have to say I would go with Pronger even though I do consider him captain of the all-douchebag team. Even at his age now, the other 3 on the list can't bring to the ice what he does on a nightly basis. Oh and as a defenseman, he gets more ice time for upping his douchebaggery antics so he has that going for him too. Edited June 8, 2010 by ogreslayer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
magicaldatsyuk 6 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 pronger without a doubt. hes got the talent and hes a big physical defender like we need. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MulesWillFly93 199 Report post Posted June 8, 2010 Me neither, and I'm a womens. Same here. Even if you put him on mute, he's still just not that good looking, in my opinion. Putting that aside, I'd probably pick Avery. If we have the going back in time option, then I'd take Pronger, but for right now in 2010, yeah, I'd take back Avery, as much as I hate to say it. Like somebody said on the first page, Carcillo's took much of a loose cannon and takes some dumb penalties; Avery's much sneakier when it comes to toying with the opponent. Can't stand any of them, though...except for Tootoo, who I don't really care about either way. While we're on the subject, you know what's really impressive about Pronger? He manages to be absolutely infuriating without saying much of anything. I mean, Avery the Insult Comic Dog will inevitably send somebody over the edge after he spews out enough abuse, but Pronger is just as effective without saying a word. That little wave goodbye the other night, for example. Irritating as heck, and he didn't have to waste any hot air doing it. Dude deserves some kind of award, I swear... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broken 16 381 Report post Posted June 9, 2010 I picked Avery. He's the closest thing to what the Wings need on that list. Pronger seems obvious but he would just be a band-aid at this point. His best years are behind him, imo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Danny 155 Report post Posted June 9, 2010 I went with Carcillo. If age was not a factor, or if we're talking only about a single year contract, then Pronger would be the obvious choice. Carcillo is the youngest of the bunch, not even to his prime years yet. He, Avery and Tootoo all bring roughly the same thing to a team, and he doesn't have the history with Detroit that the other two do (Tootoo as an opponent, obviously). Avery, I think, would be my last choice. Not only is he the oldest of the agitating forwards here, but he's also got no small reputation as being quite a jerk in the dressing room (e.g. Dustin Brown). I've personally never heard that said about the other two. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ToMaToToWnWinGsFaN_24 Report post Posted June 10, 2010 If Pronger signed with the Wings i dont think we'd be seeing much of Puckloo :ph34r: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miller76 463 Report post Posted June 10, 2010 Byfuglien. You said pick a ******. 1 Original-Six reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
