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#21 softshoes

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 10:34 AM

As long as they are good it's doesn't matter.

The minute they join your team the "Bill Laimbeer" rule goes into effect.
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#22 HankthaTank

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 11:14 AM

Pronger, although Captain of all douchecanoes, I would take him in a heartbeat. Blasphemy...I realize but hey we were asking.


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Posted 08 June 2010 - 11:26 AM

Carcillo.

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#24 Frozen-Man

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 11:36 AM

If salary doesn't matter I have to say Pronger. As much as I can't stand him he is a great defenseman. I like Carcillo too and he would be my pick if salary were part of the equation but without considering salary it seems like Pronger is a no brainer.

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 12:27 PM

Pronger today is still an above average defenseman, but he is not as dominant as he once was, so the gag factor would not be outweighed by his contribution.

Yeah he is. And much much more.
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#26 titanium2

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 12:37 PM

Definitely Pronger. Not even a doubt in my mind. I'd love to have him on the team. He might be able to really help out Ericsson and Kindl.

#27 Branton87

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 12:42 PM

Avery because the things he does are hilarious.

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 12:42 PM

Salary not an issue? Who wouldn't sign Pronger then?


i definately would not! he's overrated. if he was in a wings jersey, his penalty totals would be at what they should be...about 15 minutes a game.

his douchiness is unbearable. and red is not his colour.

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 12:49 PM

Avery cos he does funny s***.


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#30 Jesusberg

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 12:49 PM

Pronger by a landslide. If you're going to pick a ******, pick the most talented one.

#31 titanium2

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:00 PM

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Anybody got a second team in mind?

#32 Wings_Fan_In_Exile

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:02 PM

Despite the massive hate I have held against Pronger in the past, he is still a dominant player. In a cap free world I'd say yes in a heartbeat. I do wonder how he is in locker rooms though.

I voted Pronger, but would love Carcillo in Detroit. I've liked him since his Phoenix days.

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The 2010 All-****** First Team

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Anybody got a second team in mind?

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#33 HankthaTank

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:08 PM

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The 2010 All-****** First Team

Avery-C-Word-Burrows
Pronger-Jovanovski

Anybody got a second team in mind?


2nd team-

Carcillo-Joey T-Kane (recently excelling in douchery..see mullet)
Ginger Campbell-Phaneuf (could be a first liner)

Edited by HankthaTank, 08 June 2010 - 01:13 PM.

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#34 IceMunkee

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:15 PM

The smart choice is Pronger but I love Carcillo! My vote for Danny.

2nd team-

Carcillo-Joey T-Kane (recently excelling in douchery..see mullet)
Ginger Campbell-Phaneuf (could be a first liner)

Mullet w/ steps! He has vanilla Ice steps in his hair. Do you think Toews ever wants to just punch him?
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#35 Lidstromboli

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:18 PM


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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hexLLBAwvOA

After watching the two videos I want Avery. So much fun! Can we just sign all the D-bags? Pronger, Carcillo and Avery? Or is that a D Bag overdose?
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#37 55fan

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:48 PM

I voted 22 just to get those friggin whistles away from the Nashville fans. Then they can just blow each other and leave us in peace.

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 01:49 PM





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#39 GMRwings1983

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 02:10 PM

Avery.

He'll bring some hot celebs with him, which we haven't had since the days "dreamy" Anna Kournikova used to sit at the JLA press box. :blush:
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#40 titanium2

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 02:22 PM

Avery.

He'll bring some hot celebs with him, which we haven't had since the days "dreamy" Anna Kournikova used to sit at the JLA press box. :blush:


Still don't understand what's so appealing about him to the womens.





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