53 replies to this topic

[55fan]

Still don't understand what's so appealing about him to the womens.

Me neither, and I'm a womens.

[MCleveland89]

Sean Avery for the sheer entertainment factor. I can't stand Pronger or Carcillo and they are exactly why I don't want the Flyers to take the cup. Avery might be a ******, but at least he's funny. Pronger is just a puck stealer and Carcillo is a severe handicap to the team with all the stupid penalties he takes. Tootoo doesn't bother me as much. The whistles aref****** annoying more than anything about him.

[HankthaTank]

Pronger is just a puck stealer

Still hilarious though...

"They belong in the garbage"

Classic

[ogreslayer]

Let's see...Bringing in a former Norris Trophy winner that Wings fans just absolutely loathe? Would that ever work? I have to say I would go with Pronger even though I do consider him captain of the all-douchebag team. Even at his age now, the other 3 on the list can't bring to the ice what he does on a nightly basis.

Oh and as a defenseman, he gets more ice time for upping his douchebaggery antics so he has that going for him too.

Edited by ogreslayer, 08 June 2010 - 03:41 PM.

[magicaldatsyuk]

pronger without a doubt. hes got the talent and hes a big physical defender like we need.

[MulesWillFly93]

Me neither, and I'm a womens.

Same here. Even if you put him on mute, he's still just not that good looking, in my opinion.

Putting that aside, I'd probably pick Avery. If we have the going back in time option, then I'd take Pronger, but for right now in 2010, yeah, I'd take back Avery, as much as I hate to say it. Like somebody said on the first page, Carcillo's took much of a loose cannon and takes some dumb penalties; Avery's much sneakier when it comes to toying with the opponent. Can't stand any of them, though...except for Tootoo, who I don't really care about either way.

While we're on the subject, you know what's really impressive about Pronger? He manages to be absolutely infuriating without saying much of anything. I mean, Avery the Insult Comic Dog will inevitably send somebody over the edge after he spews out enough abuse, but Pronger is just as effective without saying a word. That little wave goodbye the other night, for example. Irritating as heck, and he didn't have to waste any hot air doing it. Dude deserves some kind of award, I swear...

[Broken 16]

I picked Avery. He's the closest thing to what the Wings need on that list. Pronger seems obvious but he would just be a band-aid at this point. His best years are behind him, imo.

[Uncle Danny]

I went with Carcillo. If age was not a factor, or if we're talking only about a single year contract, then Pronger would be the obvious choice. Carcillo is the youngest of the bunch, not even to his prime years yet. He, Avery and Tootoo all bring roughly the same thing to a team, and he doesn't have the history with Detroit that the other two do (Tootoo as an opponent, obviously).

Avery, I think, would be my last choice. Not only is he the oldest of the agitating forwards here, but he's also got no small reputation as being quite a jerk in the dressing room (e.g. Dustin Brown). I've personally never heard that said about the other two.

[ToMaToToWnWinGsFaN_24]

If Pronger signed with the Wings i dont think we'd be seeing much of Puckloo

[miller76]

Byfuglien. You said pick a ******.

[55fan]

Byfuglien. You said pick a ******.

I wouldn't mind seeing Fugly on the Wings. He plays both forward and defense. He hits. He's much cuter than any of the ****** choices listed. Plus I really don't think he is quite at the same level of douchiosity as they are.

[esteef]

I went with Carcillo. If age was not a factor, or if we're talking only about a single year contract, then Pronger would be the obvious choice. Carcillo is the youngest of the bunch, not even to his prime years yet. He, Avery and Tootoo all bring roughly the same thing to a team, and he doesn't have the history with Detroit that the other two do (Tootoo as an opponent, obviously).

Avery, I think, would be my last choice. Not only is he the oldest of the agitating forwards here, but he's also got no small reputation as being quite a jerk in the dressing room (e.g. Dustin Brown). I've personally never heard that said about the other two.

Agree, and Carcillo weilds the biggest hammer out of the three as well.

esteef

[Original-Six]

Does Hartnell qualify as a ******?

[thedatsyukian]

I think you missed the ultimate ****** in Corey Perry. That's who came to my mind when I saw the title to this thread.