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#21 NeverForgetMac25

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 12:40 PM

I'd like to know what attorney actually TOOK this case. It should never have gotten even close to getting to court.

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The is truly pathetic! We're not talking about a bunch of 6-year old's here. Even if we were.....wow!
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Posted 01 July 2010 - 03:19 PM

they must think sports are communist.....they most definitly arnt....especially hockey

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 03:39 PM

This is obviously NOT what is wrong with the world, because there are things that actually matter that make this world f***ed up, but it's s***ty. Minor, but s***ty nonetheless. The parents are obviously as dumb as they come, but this is non-news.

What's wrong with the world?
Genocide, starvation, pedophilia, rampant profiteering, crime, incest, the legacy of colonialism, global warming, aids, warmongering, cancer etc.

Or s***ty hockeyparents?
I'm kind of on the fence with this one.

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 04:34 PM

Pathetic. :(
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Posted 01 July 2010 - 07:24 PM

EVERYONE loves the Zamboni driver, everyone, I mean to the point they started putting passenger seats on them for people to ride around on between periods, EVERYONE Loves the Z driver!


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#26 Finnish Wing

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 07:26 PM

It's America, baby.
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Posted 01 July 2010 - 07:37 PM

Anybody want to drive a zamboni over these "parents"?

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 07:43 PM

Anybody want to drive a zamboni over these "parents"?

I have this "Baseball bat" -list which I've been filling a few years now, and I'll definitely add these two there.
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Posted 01 July 2010 - 09:17 PM

Really, really, your kid gets cut and you call a lawyer, this is a direct result of the "Everyone gets a trophy" society we live in now.

Guess what folks, the world is not fair, ask the millions of people without jobs, and the ones who can't get jobs because employers are seeking "People Currently Employed"


World is not fair. But in this case it does not apply. Being cut from the team for not being good enough hockey player is quite fair. They just don't like it.

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 09:24 PM

Now thats just emberassing to canadians... :(

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 09:35 PM

I still lol whenever I look at this thread.

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 10:46 PM

I don't know how they do it in Canada but where I'm from this would buy a kid a ass whipping a day in school.

The parents need whipped everyday too. I would expect this from lawsuit crazy Americans, I'd never thought to see it up north.

As for finding a lawyer ambulance chasers pine for upgrades like this. While I'm at it they might as well get their asses kicked daily as well.

On the other hand I can remember how devastated I was when I didn't make the chess team.:(

Edited by softshoes, 01 July 2010 - 10:48 PM.

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#33 eva unit zero

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 11:14 PM

Sweet, time to go for a walk-on contract with the Wings, and sue if not signed!!
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Posted 01 July 2010 - 11:23 PM

It's America, baby.


This happened in Canada.

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#35 Finnish Wing

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 12:06 AM

This happened in Canada.

It's Canada, baby!

Sounds weird.
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 11:27 AM

I'd like to know what attorney actually TOOK this case. It should never have gotten even close to getting to court.


I'd take this case in a heartbeat just so I could take these people's money to add insult to injury. I'd half-ass it and work enough to not make them suspicious but I'd find every opportunity to require more funds put into the case and when we lost I'd be like.. "well, thanks for the money chumps."
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Posted 02 July 2010 - 11:31 AM

I'd take this case in a heartbeat just so I could take these people's money to add insult to injury. I'd half-ass it and work enough to not make them suspicious but I'd find every opportunity to require more funds put into the case and when we lost I'd be like.. "well, thanks for the money chumps."

its fun to play in make believe land - you'd be dis-barred

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 11:49 AM

its fun to play in make believe land - you'd be dis-barred

And any judge who goes along with it should be dis-robed.

oh, wait...

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Posted 02 July 2010 - 11:50 AM

And any judge who goes along with it should be dis-robed.

oh, wait...

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All I have to say about Holland and our off-season:

Here in this thread

Here in this one as well

Here in this one too

and finally

Here


Holland is a damn good GM. period.


#40 FifeHockeyNut

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 08:09 AM

Well, just remember some dumb ***** won Millions from Mickey D's because she was stupid enough to set a hot paper cup of coffee between her legs while driving and for f***s sake it spilled on her crouch. Hopefully the Canadian legal system isn't as f***ed up as the U S courts and they throw this s*** in the crapper where it belongs. The courts need to start charging court cost to s***head Lawyers that file these frivolous lawsuits.

Some idiot poured coffee on there legs on Britain and sued mcdonalds, not sure if he won but people like that should be banned from having warm drinks! As for the hockey, at 15 if you get cut from the team just get on with it! Are we going to see it at camp this year with those who don't make the team calling their lawyers?





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