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Hockey-based pickup lines, anyone?


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#1 Bring Back The Bruise Bros

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Posted 01 August 2010 - 10:28 PM

I don't post here very often, but I figured since there's not any hockey news, why not explore the Water Cooler? I was wondering if anyone could come up or as heard or has used any hockey-based pickup lines before? There has to be some clever ones out there!

Discuss!
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#2 55fan

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 12:26 AM

Your stick would feel great in my crease.
(I'm a chick. Guys can reverse it as needed.)

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$1 for each goal scored by a current Wing after whom I've named a hamster.  +$5 if one scores a hat trick.

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$5 for each time a goalie after whom I've named a hamster prevents all opposing shots from going in the net.

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#3 Hockeytown0001

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 10:34 AM

Hey girl, can I slip one past your goalie?

And....caution, may cause :bad:

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#4 Bring Back The Bruise Bros

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 01:38 PM

Hey girl, you wanna be my equipment manager? (Kinda works for all sports)
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#5 Jenny

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 05:12 PM

"Hi. I'm Andreas Lilja."

(Go read the Hottest Wing thread and tell me it wouldn't work!)

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#6 miller76

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Posted 02 August 2010 - 11:50 PM

"Hey baby, want to see my Gordie Wow?"

Well if I canít score, can I at least get an assist?
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Posted 03 August 2010 - 02:08 AM

"Hey babe, how about some double minors for roughing?"
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#8 miller76

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Posted 06 August 2010 - 08:30 PM

Ever kiss a guy, with no teeth?

btw, I've got a curved stick!

Penalty for high sticking, that's going to be 5 minutes in my box
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Posted 06 August 2010 - 08:38 PM

You can call me Tomas Holmstrom. Cuz I'm gonna be in your crease all night
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Posted 06 August 2010 - 11:26 PM

:clap:

"Know what really gets me going? When the chick takes the instigator"
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#11 hillbillywingsfan

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    Awww poor butch

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Posted 08 August 2010 - 02:37 AM

Want to feel the curve on my stick?

I said, 'Would you like a puck?
Want to hold my shaft?
C’mon baby, the iceman cometh … but never too soon.
My blade’s not the only thing made of steel.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey
Want to help me put my rubber....i mean tape on my shaft.

Edited by hillbillywingsfan, 08 August 2010 - 02:46 AM.

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