DETROIT — Welcome to Detroit, where the forecast, as always, is muggy, with a chance of murder.
When you’re trying to breathe a little life back into your year, this is not the place to visit. And not just because they use more white chalk at crime scenes than they ever did in the schools.
I guess we can kind of take it as a compliment? They can't knock the Red Wings for their playing ability, so they'll just knock down the city they play in instead.