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#1 Greatness=PavelDatsyuk

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 06:01 PM

These are the jerseys of the Florida Everbaldes, a ECHL team
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I don't think I have seen a worst jersey in the NHL or any other league

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#2 atodaso

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 06:17 PM

wow that's horrible!

here's a contender though:

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#3 stevieisthebest

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 06:45 PM

Am I right in saying that the blues never wore that jersey in a game?
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#4 atodaso

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 06:49 PM

Am I right in saying that the blues never wore that jersey in a game?


i wouldn't know. you'd hope not, right?

nevertheless, it was made and it's awful.

edit: it was in fact never used

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You just knew no review of Curious, Weird and Ugly™ jerseys would not be complete without a mention of the proposed St. Louis Blues unused Alternate jerseys, which were supposed to join the initial five alternates which debuted in the 1995-96 season.

A step beyond anything seen before, these jerseys, which would have been considered loud and garish in a roller hockey league, were approved by both the NHL and the Blues, and scheduled to debut in Gretzky's first game in St. Louis... were rejected by then Blues coach Mike Keenan.


Edited by atodaso, 12 December 2010 - 06:54 PM.


#5 Buppy

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 06:50 PM

Don we now our *** apparel...

I don't mind a little Christmas spirit, but that's going a bit too far. Seriously, did they not think the team name and logo were bad enough?

Makes me want to punch a kitten.

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 07:27 PM

After seeing that, I just feel like drinking a Margarita right now.

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#7 megaelixir

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 07:33 PM

Worst pun ever, too. EVERBLADES?

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#8 Konnan511

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 07:40 PM

Almost as bad as this:
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#9 GMRwings1983

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 07:41 PM

Almost as bad as this:
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I may sound crazy, but I prefer that to the uncreative crap they're wearing right now.
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#10 MulesWillFly93

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 07:44 PM

I may sound crazy, but I prefer that to the uncreative crap they're wearing right now.


I agree. And nothing, not even the Avs' jerseys, can make your eyes bleed quite like lime green and red, if you ask me.

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 08:58 PM

Seriously, can hockey just stop it with the stupid, gimmicky, screen-print graphic jerseys for the love of all that is holy and right? Keep it simple - bold colors, stripes, a decent, readable font, and above all a classy logo; that's all you need. That Wild Wing, the King's Burger King jersey, the Islander's Gorton Fisherman, I don't think any of those lasted more than a season due to fan outrage.

#12 SuperNovaXll

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 09:10 PM

Hey... At least its different :lol:
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#13 sleepwalker

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 09:10 PM

And matching socks! lol

#14 PavelValerievichDatsyuk

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 09:24 PM

I always thought the original Coyote jerseys were hideous.

Edited by PavelValerievichDatsyuk, 12 December 2010 - 09:28 PM.


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Posted 12 December 2010 - 09:26 PM

Alaska Aces
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Edited by kook_10, 12 December 2010 - 09:29 PM.


works every time


#16 Stolberg

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 09:32 PM

Worst pun ever, too. EVERBLADES?


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#17 Gizmo

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 09:58 PM

Sorry, we in Kalamazoo have everyone beat:

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1st Annual K-Wings "Golden Ice" night with Mickey D's sponsorship!!!

Oh, and we also get bonus points for the urine colored ice!

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 10:10 PM

My God the level of crappy designs in this thread has hit critical mass. Surely there can't be any worse ones out there?
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Posted 12 December 2010 - 10:42 PM

Man and I was almost able to make it to the Cyclones vs. Everblades game on Friday. I might have been able to see this monstrosity in person.

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Posted 12 December 2010 - 10:45 PM

This thread is making my eyes bleed.





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