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#1 Hockeytown0001

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 09:12 PM

http://deadspin.com/...-keith- tkachuk

Guy really let himself go. Again.

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#2 Shaman

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 09:16 PM

Hull did it faster.
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#3 Gordie Howe hat trick

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 09:26 PM

Hull did it faster.


HAHAHAHA ZING!!! +1
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#4 Hockeytown_Ryan

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 09:35 PM

More like Keith Tkachuck, Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk! wooo wooo wooo woo wooo!

#5 GMRwings1983

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 10:28 PM

What's up with the teeth?

Edited by GMRwings1983, 17 December 2010 - 10:28 PM.

According to my profile, my reputation is excellent. LOL.

#6 kook_10

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 10:35 PM

What's up with the teeth?


He had them removed to facilitate the insertion of Twinkies.

works every time


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Posted 17 December 2010 - 10:36 PM

I heard keith was always jealous of Doug weight's last name.

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 10:39 PM

After seeing guys gain weight when their career are over, I'm happy Stevie has stayed in shape. The Captain hasn't aged at all in the past 5 years.
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Posted 17 December 2010 - 10:53 PM

Keith was told you can't have Whalers without whales.

When asked about the gap in his teeth Keith responded "now when I sleep my kids can still feed me"

In all seriousness it's sad that he let himself go.

#10 GMRwings1983

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 11:03 PM

Someone should sign him as a goalie.

Guy would plug up the whole net.
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#11 Hockeytown0001

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Posted 17 December 2010 - 11:25 PM

Pretty disappointing to see one of the good all time American players looking like a bum off the street, with a beer gut and no teeth.

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#12 brett

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 12:47 AM

he really does look like a homeless guy LMAO

#13 BigWillieStyle

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:07 AM

Now he looks like a typical hockey fan. Just needs a few beer stains on his shirt.

#14 soultrain

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:08 AM

:thumbup:

Edited by soultrain, 18 December 2010 - 01:08 AM.


#15 Stolberg

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 01:16 AM

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#16 Wingsor

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 07:17 AM

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LOL!!!! good catch!!!
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#17 achildr1

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 09:24 AM

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OMGosh, wow. Creepy. Long lost sister?

#18 sputman

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Posted 18 December 2010 - 10:02 AM

seriously though that guy is great on family guy.
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