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Red Wing Tombstones

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(What phrase or eulogy would you put on a Wing's tombstone?)

I thought of this thread listening to Ken Daniels say the ubiquitous, "Datsyuk - still has the puck." Nobody can seem to take it off of him, why should the other side be any different.

Anyway, what are your suggestions for any Wing, past or present? Think funny or poignant.

EDIT: Sorry to the magical thinkers here that consider this thread bad mojo.

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lidstrom: "here lies... wait. no. he's still out there. perfect humans don't die."

"Lot reserved for Nicklas Lidstrom."

Uwe Krupp:

Here lies one whose name was writ in water.

Classy start. I've always said we need a little more Keats around here. (Starting now)

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would lebda have a tombstone? or would you just dump him in a field or something? maybe a swamp?

No he would get a proper burial but instead of a tombstone, it would be marked with a pylon of course.

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No he would get a proper burial but instead of a tombstone, it would be marked with a pylon of course.

First the Mounties comment in the Air Canada thread and now this... you sir, are on your game today!

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First the Mounties comment in the Air Canada thread and now this... you sir, are on your game today!

:thumbup:

Why thank you sir. I appreciate it when someone enjoys me bringin' the funny.

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"Here lies Pavel Dats.....damn, he deked me again, sorry.

He's in that grave over there. "

better yet... "Here would have lied Pavel Datsyuk, but Death tried to catch him and is still trying to find his jockstrap from the deke he threw on him"

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Not a Wing, but I can't resist:

Here lies Peter Fors... oh, my bad.

Here lies Peter Fo...not yet?

Here lies Peter Forsbe... oh, wait.

Haven't we done this before?

Ok, now. Here lies Peter... hang on.

Ok, for real this time.

Here lies Peter Fors...

SEL does not count, Peter. What? Oh.

That was quick. For sure this time?

Here lies Peter Forsberg. Finally.

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Not really dedicated to an individual, but I always liked that wallpaper that had the quote:

"On the ice legends are born. On the cup is where they remain."

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