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#241 commadore183

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 01:00 PM

Oh look, PETA has something to say..

http://www.freep.com...ext|FRONTPAGE|s

http://www.kuklaskor...is_question_to/




If I were in Detroit I'd help lob af****** whale on the ice. Even better, lob an Ingrid Newkirk.


#1: f*** PETA. If throwing a dead cat on the ice would help the Wings win the Stanley Cup, I'll try to throw as many of them on the ice as I can, and I know many of my fellow Wings fans would do the same. PETA is nothing more than a bunch off****** attention whores masquerading as an animal rights group.

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 01:06 PM

They get dropped in the river for fish food.


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Posted 20 April 2011 - 01:19 PM

Are kittens sold as food? Didn't think so, f*** off PETA.

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 01:19 PM

Oh look, PETA has something to say..

http://www.freep.com...ext|FRONTPAGE|s

http://www.kuklaskor...is_question_to/


If I were in Detroit I'd help lob af****** whale on the ice. Even better, lob an Ingrid Newkirk.


If I planned on throwing a dog or cat, I would just get it from PETA because thier shelters kill a higher percentage of incoming animals than any other shelters. Plus the analogy between dog/cat vs octopus is not accurate, as the octopuses were caught for human consumption as food and then sold as such. But this is PETA, so logic doesn't become anyone who represents them.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 02:10 PM

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 02:23 PM

Are kittens sold as food? Didn't think so, f*** off PETA.

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#247 Lollipop

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 02:38 PM

How long until Pamela Anderson is in on the PETA Octopi campaign and uses it as another excuse to expose her old, beat up, crack-***** body in another one of their over photoshopped ads? :rolleyes:

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 02:50 PM

Oh look, PETA has something to say..


One of the best bumper stickers I've seen: "MEAT IS MURDER! (Quick, eat the evidence!)"
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#249 NeverForgetMac25

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 03:43 PM

Sec. 38-5-4. - Athletic contests or exhibitions—Throwing of bottles, cans, etc., prohibited. It shall be unlawful for any person to cast, throw, hurl or fling any bottle, can, receptacle, or any other object (aside from Octopus) which could cause injury or damage in the spectator area where any athletic contests or exhibition is conducted or into or upon the area used for the conduct of such contests or exhibition while the same is in progress and during intermissions and delays of such contest or exhibition.

Fixed it for them.

Quickly, someone forward this to City Hall.

One of the best bumper stickers I've seen: "MEAT IS MURDER! (Quick, eat the evidence!)"

I like the one that says:

People
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#250 ami

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 03:54 PM

gary ass doesn't want an octopus on the ice...
ok.
when wings closes this series, i'll buy one, cut 4 legs, put them into ziplock and send it to his office.
i wont boil it or anything, i assume he would like it fresh. i hope it will be fresh enough when delivered to new york from california via regular mail.

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 04:13 PM

PETA screw off already... LET THERE BE PI :octo: :octo: :octo: :octo:
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 04:15 PM

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 04:17 PM

If I planned on throwing a dog or cat, I would just get it from PETA because thier shelters kill a higher percentage of incoming animals than any other shelters. Plus the analogy between dog/cat vs octopus is not accurate, as the octopuses were caught for human consumption as food and then sold as such. But this is PETA, so logic doesn't become anyone who represents them.


This.

Plus, why does peta even bother making statements anyway? NOBODY takes those nut-jobs seriously at all. Not to mention that they resort to using violence and terrorist tactics to try to try to make their point. (and thus, IMO should be dealt with as a terrorist organization)

And as eva points out, they are also complete hypocrites, as they are personally responsible for more animal deaths than any other shelter or animal rescue place.

In conclusion;

f*** peta

Edited by sleepwalker, 20 April 2011 - 04:18 PM.


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Posted 20 April 2011 - 06:23 PM

This woman needs to be shot in the head, not literally speaking, but not-so figuratively speaking either.

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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:02 PM

PETA are domestic terrorists. f*** them and their extremest bulls***.

Firebombing research labs to advance your political agenda is terrorism pure and simple.
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:08 PM

How does PETA feel about people who....wait forrrrrr it... eat pita bread...
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Posted 20 April 2011 - 09:20 PM

One of the best bumper stickers I've seen: "MEAT IS MURDER! (Quick, eat the evidence!)"

My favorite (in the same vein)...

"If people aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of food?"

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:32 AM

Vegetables ain't food. Vegetables is what food eats.

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:44 AM

Penn and Teller's Bulls*** had an awesome episode on PETA and how corrupt they are. They don't care about people and they barely care about animals. Although they protest euthanasia, they practice it themselves - just one of many examples of hypocritical acts they have been know for.

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Posted 21 April 2011 - 07:47 AM

PETA euthanizes 75% of the animals they rescue.



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