700 Posts for a Sharks Game 7 Win

[HOCKEY MATTERS 167]

[GSBrooks13 204]

700 is just around the corner! LETS GO PEOPLE! :siren: :siren:

[WizardOfOz30 1,886]

Mule is going to play and he'll be in so much pain that he skates to the wrong end of the ice and scores on Howard to give the Sharks the go ahead goal.

[Grypho 195]

HEY!

I'm no rube, I know what you're trying to do here!

No way. The Sharks are going to be so scared that they'll pull Nemo two minutes into the first period, and they won't put him back in net until Howard has his quadruple hat trick, with 12 unassisted empty netters. Joe Thornton will pull the first ever own-goal hat trick, making it 15-0 Wings.

[GSBrooks13 204]

HEY!

I'm no rube, I know what you're trying to do here!

No way. The Sharks are going to be so scared that they'll pull Nemo two minutes into the first period, and they won't put him back in net until Howard has his quadruple hat trick, with 12 unassisted empty netters. Joe Thornton will pull the first ever own-goal hat trick, making it 15-0 Wings.

Sorry, this topic is only for us realists who know that the Sharks are the team of destiny. Im gonna have to ask you to take this Wings mumbojumbo elsewhere.

[Grypho 195]

Sorry, this topic is only for us realists who know that the Sharks are the team of destiny. Im gonna have to ask you to take this Wings mumbojumbo elsewhere.

NO!!! You can't do this to us!

Do you know how many cups we've won? ZERO, that's how many.

Do you know many times we choke? Plenty, that's how many. We are the Chokes, not the Wings, and that is our only destiny. The Wings have always found a way, and it's just in the stars. Their momentum is there, and there's not much the Sharks can do about it except choke on it, as the team from motor city rams headlong down its ever-choking, cheeky upstart gullet.

Not to mention, I touched the octopus. Oops.

[Red Winged 8]

Sharks are gonna dominate us and win easily

[Nev 1,085]

14-3 Sharks again.

Marleau with a goal and 13 assists. Roenick scores the GWG.

[ChelisChick 174]

Wow...Not even to 100 yet? I'm at work and can't help! Hurry up people! The Sharks are counting on you!

[WizardOfOz30 1,886]

NO!!! You can't do this to us!

Do you know how many cups we've won? ZERO, that's how many.

Do you know many times we choke? Plenty, that's how many. We are the Chokes, not the Wings, and that is our only destiny. The Wings have always found a way, and it's just in the stars. Their momentum is there, and there's not much the Sharks can do about it except choke on it, as the team from motor city rams headlong down its ever-choking, cheeky upstart gullet.

Not to mention, I touched the octopus. Oops.

You get an A for effort!

But it won't be enough tonight is all about the Sharks.

[Grypho 195]

You get an A for effort!

But it won't be enough tonight is all about the Sharks.

Fine, then. Let's join with the Sharks fans and cheer for the Sharks.

[ami 273]

Someone is thinking too conservative here... 10-2 in 3rd OT for the Sharks. Get your head checked.

I'm being realistic, Wings cannot force 3rd overtime, ever...

[jollymania 162]

needs a bump

[Chris Avram 18]

Me like

[Chris Avram 18]

Sharks win 56-0.

Pavelski with 45 of the 56 goals and he scores them while diving.

Go Sharks!

[LadyInRed 33]

May the classiest team win.. lets go sharks

[MGreenberg 105]

Marleau, Pavelski, and Setoguchi each get an Ovechtrick. Thornton gets a hatty and Niemi stops all but one shot.

Sharks win 30 - 1.

[Ozzie30 170]

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[Yemack 1]

good luck boys

we know you can do it

[MidMichSteve 1,115]

^ ^ ^ Yemack means the Sharks, of course.

NO!!! You can't do this to us!

Do you know how many cups we've won? ZERO, that's how many.

Do you know many times we choke? Plenty, that's how many. We are the Chokes, not the Wings, and that is our only destiny. The Wings have always found a way, and it's just in the stars. Their momentum is there, and there's not much the Sharks can do about it except choke on it, as the team from motor city rams headlong down its ever-choking, cheeky upstart gullet.

Not to mention, I touched the octopus. Oops.

*fingers in ears*

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-!!!!!

Edited May 12, 2011 by MidMichSteve

[winger30 20]

up to 70 posts!! lol GO SHARKS!

[Electrophile 3,554]

When this series is over, and by that I mean when the Sharks totally annihilate and destroy us, we can all look back and be grateful we lost to a team as storied and legendary as San Jose.

[HOCKEY MATTERS 167]

more mojo. beer drinking girl. clowe in as game time decision. 1st shift he is Kronwalled into Idaho. Big Joe s***bag apologizes for being such a turd. Guppies rally behind BJS classyness. Wings lose 23 - 1 in 4rd ot.

Edited May 12, 2011 by HOCKEY MATTERS

[Guest CaliWingsNut]

^ ^ ^ Yemack means the Sharks, of course.

*fingers in ears*

LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-!!!!!

I'm not sure if your trying to stop from hearing things, or endlessly chanting about SJ's success against the Kings and unwilling to change your opinion.

[Grypho 195]

Dare I use multiple 's' words in the same sentence? YES. I dare, and I am so bold, because I'm feeling that confident about the legendary Original Sixer when compared to my poor, ineffectual Sand Joke Chokes.

Skunked Sharks - from a Shutout by Howard and a Sweep for the Wings!