Wings looking to sign Drury?

#41 Crashnburnluder

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 11:02 AM

This topic got pretty entertaining...

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#42 mmamolo

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 11:45 AM

Remember, a 1 year contract would actually be 7 in dog years & those pure breeds suffer from hip dysplasia a little too much for my liking.

yeah but if we front load that 7 dog year contract hopefully he'll retire before it's completed and we'll be bailed out anyways.

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#43 St. Michael (the Red Wing)

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 11:46 AM

Why isn't this in the rumor mill thread? :thumbdown:

#44 IllinoisRedWingsFan

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Posted 05 July 2011 - 10:01 PM

Hmm, how much would it take to sign your dog, and is he/she injury prone?

Oh maybe about $250,000 per year and no she isn't injury prone.

#45 ogreslayer

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 10:47 AM

If the Wings start signing dogs, would that maybe coax Uwe Krupp out of retirement too? :yowza:

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#46 stevkrause

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 11:04 AM

Oh maybe about $250,000 per year and no she isn't injury prone.

The CBA wouldn't allow that, that's below league minimum... the real question is, how does the cap hit count? Does it get split into 7ths per year?

Also, if she is already 5 in human years, does that count as a 35+ contract, or no?

Also, who is her agent, if it's Petr Svoboda, then your dogs camp will be talking to Detroit, Florida and Washington and then out of left field, keep putting them all off and sign with the Senators...

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#47 Crashnburnluder

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 11:12 AM

The CBA wouldn't allow that, that's below league minimum... the real question is, how does the cap hit count? Does it get split into 7ths per year?

Also, if she is already 5 in human years, does that count as a 35+ contract, or no?

Also, who is her agent, if it's Petr Svoboda, then your dogs camp will be talking to Detroit, Florida and Washington and then out of left field, keep putting them all off and sign with the Senators...

Hopefully it's Meehan, he owes us a favor for getting Nabokov back to the NHL.

Your dog wouldn't be asking for any NMC or NTC would she. Also how does a bonus's pay out in dog bones effect the Cap hit???

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#48 IllinoisRedWingsFan

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Posted 06 July 2011 - 11:45 PM

The CBA wouldn't allow that, that's below league minimum... the real question is, how does the cap hit count? Does it get split into 7ths per year?

Also, if she is already 5 in human years, does that count as a 35+ contract, or no?

Also, who is her agent, if it's Petr Svoboda, then your dogs camp will be talking to Detroit, Florida and Washington and then out of left field, keep putting them all off and sign with the Senators...

1. I don't know we'll leave that to Ken Holland....
2. I don't think so but if it would save the Wings money it would.
3. I'd be sure she'd sign with Detroit...

In all seriousness I am laughing my rear off in good fun.