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#1 Bannedforlife

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 03:10 AM

Woman Catches Robber & Imprisons Him as Sex Slave

It's just your classic tale of man tries to rob beauty salon, woman salon owner beats him up and drags him into the back room ... feeds him only Viagra and water, and keeps him as a sex slave for three straight days. It happened in real life, though it totally sounds like something right out of Pulp Fiction. Was Ving Rhames there? Anyone order a Royale with cheese?

This all went down in a rural Russian town where apparently women are raised to be ass-kicking sex-fiends with a penchant for keeping small businesses, and hostages. Olga Zajac, the 28-year-old salon owner, is one blonde beauty you don't want to mess with -- she's a black belt in karate and allegedly floored the robber with just one swift kick.

How long 'til you think Olga's on a plane to Hollywood to meet Quentin Tarantino?

Olga dragged the robber, 32-year-old Viktor Jasinski, into the back room and tied him up with a hair dryer cable and cuffed him to a radiator. Seeing as they were in a salon, I bet there were tons of those things lying around. She sounds resourceful. Anyway, she allegedly took off all his clothes and then proceeded to use him as a sex slave for three days. You know, to teach him a lesson. Smart move on her part force-feeding him the little blue pill ... I'm pretty sure he was not going to be naturally aroused.

Olga released Viktor after she was satisfied he'd learned a thing or two, and Viktor, to my surprise, went straight to the police. And when the cops came to the salon to ask Olga what happened, she said the coldest thing ever:

What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food, and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.


Dang, Olga! If only new jeans could smooth over a three-day rapefest.

Both Olga and Viktor have been arrested, so it may take a while, but I'm sure Tarantino will fly Olga out at her earliest opportunity. She's the bad ass female lead we have been waiting for. She could play herself in a Tarantino thriller reminiscent of Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction. Maybe Daniel Craig could play the victimized Viktor. I can see it now ...


I thought this was a nice companion story to the thread below.

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 04:15 AM

Lettuce not start a war. We all know who will prevail.


Edited by L3T5G0W1NG5, 19 July 2011 - 04:16 AM.


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Posted 19 July 2011 - 09:31 PM

Another link with her picture

http://morallowgroun...s-as-sex-slave/

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 01:01 AM

Lettuce not start a war. We all know who will prevail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMwPq-a-8W4

You must have gotten roughed up by a female or something. You seem to take the male superiority "woman are useless and should have no right to speak, go to school, or vote" thing a little serious.
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 12:15 PM

You must have gotten roughed up by a female or something. You seem to take the male superiority "woman are useless and should have no right to speak, go to school, or vote" thing a little serious.

Or, you know, it could just be a funny video that was somewhat relevant.

But, you're probably right. :P
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 12:52 PM

Or, you know, it could just be a funny video that was somewhat relevant.

But, you're probably right. :P

If you've read anything he posts around here, you'd know he's not playing around. He's pissed many people off around here.
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Posted 20 July 2011 - 02:51 PM

That video I posted was a 100% valid comeback. I just simply found the video in the "Woman Gets OWNED By A Man" thread funny. Some of you just seem to be overly sensitive about anything.

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 04:59 PM

That video I posted was a 100% valid comeback. I just simply found the video in the "Woman Gets OWNED By A Man" thread funny. Some of you just seem to be overly sensitive about anything.


And the thread was deleted if I am not mistaken, which you started...

That along with comments from you lately has folks on edge with ya...

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 05:50 PM

I just noticed that it got deleted :S

So it's okay for people to make threads about women "owning" men, but not the other way around?

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 05:55 PM

I just noticed that it got deleted :S

So it's okay for people to make threads about women "owning" men, but not the other way around?


This thread was created in response to your thread so show the general public that men are NOT greater than women. And also to show how wrong you have been to post such matter, even though you think it is in good humour.

Yes, I spelling humour with a "U" just for you...

Edited by Rivalred, 20 July 2011 - 05:55 PM.

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 08:00 PM

This thread was created in response to your thread so show the general public that men are NOT greater than women. And also to show how wrong you have been to post such matter, even though you think it is in good humour.

Yes, I spelling humour with a "U" just for you...


Lol. If you think that this thread proves that men aren't greater than women, you are an idiot. Also, why would I care if you spell words using a "u"?

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 08:08 PM

Lol. If you think that this thread proves that men aren't greater than women, you are an idiot. Also, why would I care if you spell words using a "u"?


It is a response to your thread...

You are right, I am an idiot as I should just put you on ignore like others have and not even bother as all I am doing is wasting my time.

Somehow I thought you may listen to reason and change your tune, but the arrogance you carry is a mask which blinds/inhibits you

I thank you sir for opening my eyes.

Farewell little buddy

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 08:19 PM

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Posted 21 July 2011 - 08:15 AM

Why does everyone hate me on this forum? It's just like my real life. Foreveralone

Perhaps it has something to do with your "men are superior to women" attitude. Whether you believe it or not, its not the most PC thing to say/post.

The reason your thread was removed was because it was offensive, especially the way you came off.
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 12:48 PM

OK, My bad. I wasn't aware of any previous comments or threads, and thought the response to the video was a bit much. It appears I was mistaken.
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 01:06 PM

OK, My bad. I wasn't aware of any previous comments or threads, and thought the response to the video was a bit much. It appears I was mistaken.

Then I was mistaken as well. Whatever spirit he posted the video in, I found it amusing.
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Posted 21 July 2011 - 09:01 PM

Then I was mistaken as well. Whatever spirit he posted the video in, I found it amusing.


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Posted 21 July 2011 - 09:14 PM

This thread is horrible, it's just a breeding ground for a troll war


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Posted 21 July 2011 - 10:24 PM

This thread is horrible, it's just a breeding ground for a troll war


There's a pretty simple...actually VERY simple way for you to solve that "problem". Don't enter the thread.

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Posted 22 July 2011 - 08:42 AM

Sidenote: L3, it was hysterical seeing that on Tosh.0 and if people can take it in jest, its quite amusing.
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