Inside the Detroit Red Wings offices:
Holland: Okay, now that Ozzie's retired, we need to the address the backup 'tender slot. Whose available?
Some Guy: Conklin's out there. Ray Emery. And....well...giggle...Turco.
Everyone laughs for twenty minutes straight.
Holland: That was genius. Bonus for you this year. Now, lets take anyone off the list that's only won in our building once in like a billion years.
The look on his face is priceless in this photo.