Bold predictions for the year!
#22
Posted 11 August 2011 - 03:44 PM
Edited by RusDRW, 11 August 2011 - 03:44 PM.
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#23
Posted 11 August 2011 - 03:57 PM
Everyone here knows the cure for cancer is Z's beard hair mixed with some of Dat's stick tape, applied liberally to the area. This also is an ancient Chinese cure for impotence.Datsyuk and Zetterberg will team together and cure cancer
Bold predictions:
Hudler scores 52 pts all from 3rd line minutes (plus a couple from his time in the box served for bench minors).
Filpulla (and 1st and 4th) is traded at the deadline for Praise, Z and D for C goes catatonic.
Zetterberg scores 40 goals again, and nears 100 points.
Dats scores 99 again, justifies this by setting assists records in the playoffs. Tells the media 'I take regular season off, stay rested for cup' then looks at Z awkwardly making sure he said it right.
Lidstrom puts up 50+ points, is +20 and wins another Norris.
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Im Wasser verbrannt
#24
Posted 11 August 2011 - 05:14 PM
Ill say:
+ Lids has another amazing season and adds another Norris
+ Smith fights his way into a roster spot
+ Top 5 in NHL GAA
+ Helm scores 20 goals this year
+ Dats nets 100 Points
+ Draper will teach the up and coming Wings how to grow a playoff beard
- Hudler will continue to suck and will then be traded for next to nothing
- Injuries
- Big E will show exactly why everyone at LGW knows he is over payed
- MIGHT be Lids last season.....
#25
Posted 11 August 2011 - 05:28 PM
Commo becomes an instant cult figure by putting Cindy thru the plexi in the 1st pre-season game.
Hommer see's more time in the press box than he thought he would.
Pasha stays healthy and finally hits the 100pt mark for the regular season.
Rex spends most of the year on the 3rd line but becomes a PP specialist and tops 50pts.
"Putting on the foil coach" Jeff Hanson
"Yeah, every game, you want some coach?" Steve Hanson
"Er, no. No thanks guys." Reggie Dunlop
"Make sure they don't leave the bench!" Reggie Dunlop.
#27
Posted 11 August 2011 - 08:11 PM
2. Lids wins the Conn Smythe again
3. Ericsson's contract doesn't look horrible by the end of the season as he replaces White in the top 4 (you said bold, right?)
4. Conklin wins 25 games and keeps Jimmy fresh for the playoffs
5. Lids decides not to go out on top and re-signs a one year contract at around 4.5 M
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#29
Posted 11 August 2011 - 08:25 PM
Jason Williams will score 25 goals this year.
That's right I said it.
*shrugs*
Keep it to the Jason Williams thread.
Imma let you finish, and your cap numbers are all good and all that, but imma let Kenny figure it out. Kenny's cap numbers were the best cap numbers this year.
#30
Posted 11 August 2011 - 10:12 PM
Everyone here knows the cure for cancer is Z's beard hair mixed with some of Dat's stick tape, applied liberally to the area. This also is an ancient Chinese cure for impotence.
Bold predictions:
Hudler scores 52 pts all from 3rd line minutes (plus a couple from his time in the box served for bench minors).
Filpulla (and 1st and 4th) is traded at the deadline for Praise, Z and D for C goes catatonic.
Zetterberg scores 40 goals again, and nears 100 points.
Dats scores 99 again, justifies this by setting assists records in the playoffs. Tells the media 'I take regular season off, stay rested for cup' then looks at Z awkwardly making sure he said it right.
Lidstrom puts up 50+ points, is +20 and wins another Norris.
Some of these predictions are very bold so far. If they come to fruition, we are going to be a happy bunch next June.

#31
Posted 12 August 2011 - 12:54 AM
"I once devoured a monk's soul. It tasted like chocolate."
#32
Posted 12 August 2011 - 03:06 AM
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#33
Posted 12 August 2011 - 03:59 AM
- Jimmy F-ing Howard whoops ass and takes names and chews bubblegum (however that line goes). This is actually a little too bold for me; while I fully expect him to whoop ass and take names, it's unsafe to chew bubblegum at the same time as either activity, so I hope he just accomplishes the first two items on the list.
- Ericsson, Filppula, and Hudler do so awesomely that each player has his own cheering section at JLA. (Of course, Hudler already has his own "booster club," but that's for another discussion.)
- I was going to say something about injuries, but I think I'll just shut my trap on this one.
- Stevie comes back...I'm going to be saying this every year until hockey doesn't exist anymore. And probably after that. If anybody could lead a post-apocalypse pro-hockey league, it'd be Stevie.
Nobody lives forever.
Some things never die.
Like up in the land of ice and snow,
They tell me that a Red Wing always flies.
RIP Ruslan Salei - Brad McCrimmon - Stefan Liv - Lokomotiv Yaroslavl
(Orig. lyrics - Ray Wylie Hubbard, "Airplane Fell Down in Dixie")
#34
Posted 12 August 2011 - 09:23 AM
I sure hope not, because despite all the flack he takes on here and his questionable effort at times, I still genuinely pull for Hudler and find him pretty likable, and well... this would GREATLY change my opinion of him...Lol Im beginning to think you actually are Jiri Hudler...
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All I have to say about Holland and our off-season:
and finally
Holland is a damn good GM. period.
#35
Posted 12 August 2011 - 11:50 AM
This is seriously bold as we only go to Minnesota in October.JOHN, PLAY THE FIGHT RIFF!
Bold, you say?
- During our annual February Injury Fest, Cory Emmerton ends up playing goalie in a blowout in Minnesota. He scores on the empty net, garnering his only goal of the season.
+1 from me for reference to the Annual February Injury Fest.
My prediction is that people will lose faith after every loss, cry, moan, wail, call for the team's head, declare the season a failure, predict/invoke the beginning of Armegeddon (or however you spell it), and still strut around during the playoffs with an "I knew it all along" attitude.
My money on the board pledge:
$1 for each goal scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $5 for each hat trick scored by a player after whom I have named a hamster.
An additional $10 if any of the above goals is the GWG goal that gives us the series win.
An additional $50 if it is the GWG that wins us the Cup.
$5 for a SO by Jimmy.
Hamsters' names (current players in RED): Henrik Pavel Tomas Nicklas Dominik
Niklas Matthieu Daniel Robert
Johan Andreas Valtteri Jonathan
Andrew Patrick Ian Todd
And introducing: Jordin Damien Gustav James
TOTAL SO FAR: $27
#36
Posted 12 August 2011 - 01:32 PM
That's not bold, that's like predicting that ice will be coldThis is seriously bold as we only go to Minnesota in October.
+1 from me for reference to the Annual February Injury Fest.
My prediction is that people will lose faith after every loss, cry, moan, wail, call for the team's head, declare the season a failure, predict/invoke the beginning of Armageddon (or however you spell it), and still strut around during the playoffs with an "I knew it all along" attitude.
I also corrected the spelling of Armageddon for you
Edited by stevkrause, 12 August 2011 - 07:59 PM.
All I have to say about Holland and our off-season:
and finally
Holland is a damn good GM. period.
#38
Posted 12 August 2011 - 04:37 PM
Following up their act of heroics, Commodore and Helm team up and discover the cure for HIV/AIDS.Datsyuk and Zetterberg will team together and cure cancer
RIP Bob Probert
RIP Wade Belak
RIP Derek Boogaard
RIP Rick Rypien
#39
Posted 12 August 2011 - 04:40 PM
97-104 points.
45-50 goals
+40 - +50
Selke Trophy
Stanley Cup
Conn Smythe
#40
Posted 12 August 2011 - 04:43 PM
* Conklin puts in a solid 25 starts and gives Jimmy some room to breathe. Five of these starts will be due to an injury to Howard, during which time he'll post a sub 2.00 GAA.
* Hudler comes in ready for the NHL, puts up 55-60 pts and quiets some of the haters.
* White comes in hot and becomes an instant fan favorite... until they realize he can't consistently score like Rafalski did (who can?).
* Mickey Redmond hangs up his mic at the end of this season (sad face).
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC
-- Kurt Vonnegut
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